Dylan Almendral

Storyteller
Eccentric
Anachronistic
In search of the final vestige, the best story and the useful life.📖🥃📚

[Dylan Almendral @FugitiveVestige]

There's been no airline more badly ran in the country. Two cancelled flights. Drove from OC TO LAS to catch the last one only for it to be cancelled once thru TSA.
@FlyFrontier

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@im_cole_hauser Did you know your grandfather was attached to 3rd Raider Bn for the invasion Bougainville? There's more.

[Dylan Almendral @FugitiveVestige]

The Count of Monte Cristo (2002) is the male equivalent of Pride and Prejudice (2005).

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@adamraycomedy Dr. Phil? Jerry Sandusky?

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@esaagar Do you like preponderance of revisionist history we're seeing?
https://t.co/j9xhQeVbGb

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@TuckerCarlson What are your thoughts on revisionist history?
https://t.co/j9xhQeVbGb

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Man, I just realized this year's @tcm remembers is gonna be roouuuggghhhh.

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@samriegel @PrimeVideo Roll for tentacle action.

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@matthewmercer having a cameo in #LegendOfVoxMachina 's version of the cabbage merchant is a stroke of genius. The show beat all expectations it is HIGH COMEDY with low hanging scrōts. The show has all the emotes. Amazing job @CriticalRole #proudcritter

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@philbacerra @BowersMuseum This has been postponed due to the Covid Spike

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@samriegel California has one....its the cal state military reserve.

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@tomsegura ha. https://t.co/dUNpdxH1ME

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@wsbmod #HoldTheLine #wallstreetbets #gamestonk #GMEtothemoon #alltogetherlads

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@wsbmod It do be like this....

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@garyvee Will you sign it? I found this looking through my dad's collection.

[Dylan Almendral @FugitiveVestige]

.@SenFeinstein distillers across the nation are stepping up to produce hand sanitizer to keep the public safe from #COVID_19. Please help America’s distillers w/ much needed economic and FET relief, by passing #CBMTRA. #StopCraftTaxIncreases

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.@SenKamalaHarris distillers across the nation are stepping up to produce hand sanitizer to keep the public safe from #COVID_19. Please help America’s distillers w/ much needed economic and FET relief, by passing #CBMTRA. #StopCraftTaxIncreases

[Dylan Almendral @FugitiveVestige]

.@reploucorrea distillers across the nation are stepping up to produce hand sanitizer to keep the public safe from #COVID_19. Please help America’s distillers w/ much needed economic and FET relief, by passing #CBMTRA. #StopCraftTaxIncreases

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@garyvee how can I create more brand equity in my business? I appreciate you bro! https://t.co/kS9np7TZaq

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@DavidWondrich Why did cocktail shakers look like this during prohibition? The purpose of the tiny spout and the handle? Trying to look more innocuous? Thank you!