Robert.

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@TheBoltonNews To save anyone else reading this garbage, the answer is no.

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@JeansAndSheux Use of the word cockwomble is through the roof

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@PeterPumer @anon_opin Smarties are chocolate in the UK.

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@fesshole

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@GSpellchecker I do two, but on consideration you might as well just put the required amount of butter on one. It all gets chewed into the same mush within seconds.

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@jrc1921 I stamped my crutch

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@darrellmaclaine Sunak aside, I'm rewatching series 1 at the moment and forgot all about that brilliant character, something to look forward to. Home is the hunter!

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@Manics Remember when supermarkets took offence to the cover?

"You can have lovely shiny buttocks and guns everywhere in the supermarket on covers of magazines and CDs, but you show a piece of art and people just freak out," Bradfield said.

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@AndyBurnhamGM Hello Andy, is it the case that igo card applications are only accepted by post or in person? No online option?

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@anon_opin If you think those guys are dickheads check out 'The Rocker' by Thin Lizzy

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@disgracelands9 @StuartMaconie @Manics Stay Beautiful

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@watsoncomedian @StuartMaconie @Manics I bet I know which one it was

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@elosty @randomperson357 @anon_opin I think it was a top tip, 'Avoid employing unlucky people by binning half the applications' or summat like that

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@_DHOTYA Imagine telling a 7 year old stranger that you've not been happy since 2016. The oddbod deserves to be making sad phone calls in the meat aisle.

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@CalvinMcnuggets @anon_opin That's a remarkable system

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@peteferg @guardian He supported remain

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@_Enanem_ Truncheon meat

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@barneyfarmer Not really a comfortable one but '...leaving him brain-dead and quadraspazzed on a life glug' is a work of art.

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@b3ta DEVIL'S DUMPLINGS

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@JosephBeuysMum @anon_opin ...and toasters.