shit snarfing goblin

[shit snarfing goblin @fugthisshid]

I was taking a shit at work and overheard a coworker talking about beer say, "If it's miller, forget it. I will be shitting as soon as I smell it"

[shit snarfing goblin @fugthisshid]

Mmmmmm I love snarfing shit *sluuuurp* yummyyummyyummy!!

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

the Lions have set an NFL record! 0-for-6 on fourth downs! That's the most unsuccessful fourth down attempts without a conversion ever, breaking a 27 year old record! https://t.co/TIcf4fvD2C

[shit snarfing goblin @fugthisshid]

Fuck straight fit jeans, I'm tryna cop some gay fit jeans 👖 💁‍♂️

[shit snarfing goblin @fugthisshid]

@furtiveimp

[shit snarfing goblin @fugthisshid]

@furtiveimp Sitting down, clicking the mouse, and typing are all EXTREMELY exhausting behaviors. This post is also ABLEIST!!! I hurt my pinkie toe 3 months ago and I still can walk straight, let alone pick up a shovel. Think about these things b4 posting next time, TKS😘!!

[shit snarfing goblin @fugthisshid]

@furtiveimp This is woke scolding 😡 Hitler had a pretty lil cute mustache and you can't take that away from him 😤

[shit snarfing goblin @fugthisshid]

Sorry folks, we regret to unform you that we let old people see a hot chick shaking her ass, we are truly and deeply sorry

[New York Post @nypost]

Nursing home hires stripper for seniors in wheelchairs: 'We are very sorry' https://t.co/MgLDE9DETQ

[🅹-🆂🅾🅽 @ItsmindofJson]

They say if you get paid to do what u love then its not really work....

YOOO WHERE I GET PAID TO SMOKE WEED AND EAT BITCHES ASSHOLES AT?

[shit snarfing goblin @fugthisshid]

@furtiveimp Yea Butler played SOOO much better lmao

[shit snarfing goblin @fugthisshid]

@furtiveimp This aged well..... 😆 😂🤭

[shit snarfing goblin @fugthisshid]

@elonmusk This u?

[shit snarfing goblin @fugthisshid]

@furtiveimp 😂😂😂 you funny

[shit snarfing goblin @fugthisshid]

@furtiveimp Boooooo 👎
BAD TAKE the joutfit goes hard af 😤

[shit snarfing goblin @fugthisshid]

All my homes got me acting up like Madison

[shit snarfing goblin @fugthisshid]

Seinfeld truly was ahead of its time

[shit snarfing goblin @fugthisshid]

Damn imma have to eat Joe Biden if he keeps acting this pussy 🤪