TacticoMaestro

My unrivaled ability to foresee moves, adapt strategies, and outwit opponents cements my position as the ultimate tactician in the world of football. I am him.

[TacticoMaestro @fuhhgettaboutit]

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC This is crazy lol

[TacticoMaestro @fuhhgettaboutit]

@_cor3h 😭

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Manchester United have reached an agreement with Atalanta to sign Rasmus Hojlund. Outline personal terms were already in place & all parties now working to complete move of Denmark int’l striker from #Atalanta to #MUFC. W/ @lauriewhitwell @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/9KUporqXoL

[TacticoMaestro @fuhhgettaboutit]

@Ic3Evaa Constantly crying

[TacticoMaestro @fuhhgettaboutit]

@SwedishRumble I think Fabrizio is trying to get ahead of the rhetoric that he takes payments to push players. I’m certain he gets paid.

[TacticoMaestro @fuhhgettaboutit]

@ole_was_right Why don’t you apply this knowledge and pressure on City and Newcastle rather than your own club. It’s been years since these owners have been in place why haven’t you sued them big man?

[TacticoMaestro @fuhhgettaboutit]

Need Qatar to buy us so Muppetiers can be shelved.

[TacticoMaestro @fuhhgettaboutit]

@Muppetiers James and his pal riddy gonna be shitting bricks when Qatar buys us and you lose all access to United

[TacticoMaestro @fuhhgettaboutit]

Dawg @ole_was_right you better leave this app when Qatar buys us. You been chatting bare bollocks for weeks.

[UtdPlug @UtdPlug]

🚨 NEW:

Avram Glazer pictured at hotel owned by Sheikh Jassim's father amid Man Utd takeover bid @MirrorFootball

[TacticoMaestro @fuhhgettaboutit]

@Transferintel @MailOnline Thoughts on this? @ole_was_right
You’ve had your cock out for a few days

[TacticoMaestro @fuhhgettaboutit]

@UtdContext @RiddyMuppetiers He works for muppetiers. The brother is not in finance.

[TacticoMaestro @fuhhgettaboutit]

@premdelaprem_1 Might have to do with the fact that he’s done fcvk all with Nice since acquiring them. Has had his brother running a football club which he has no experience in. Also is a Chelsea season ticket holder. Nothing to do with money tbf. United is self sustaining.

[TacticoMaestro @fuhhgettaboutit]

@David_Ornstein @PJBuckingham @SJohnsonSport @J_Tanswell @DTathletic @dansheldonsport @TheAthleticFC Relegate Chelsea

[Shaun Connolly @shaunconnolly85]

Manchester United have assembled a brilliant group of young players who are now members of the first team. It’s gone largely unnoticed in the footballing community, but the below list is registered first-team members and doesn’t include any out on loan.

#MUFC | @ManUtd

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[. @UtdOozy]

David De Gea is the reason why Manchester United has gone trophy-less for 6 years.

Weakest mind in the game.

[TacticoMaestro @fuhhgettaboutit]

@gunnerblog Its Ornstein pal

[TacticoMaestro @fuhhgettaboutit]

we’re never getting out.

[TacticoMaestro @fuhhgettaboutit]

Cooked him lol

[محمد الكعبي @Qatari]

@lauriewhitwell The same way you tried to be present with your LGBT Propaganda throughout the tournament.

It should be a moment for players, not your political ideas. Grossly indulgent.