tay ✰

Sean Kingston stan

[tay ✰ @fukinrad]

I know for a fact that Dutch bros employees kiss each other on the lips before clocking in

[i know dada @pinkst3rs]

can they make casa at least one day shorter so bryce doesn’t kill himself

[j. | love island era @jaysoromantic]

you know how evil you gotta be for sincere to look at you like you ain’t shit?

[v 🖤 @veespasms]

“on top of that she pursued me” “when we go back my stocks gonna go up” UR A LOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[lauryn🤸🏾‍♀️ @laurischattin]

and that’s why you can’t trust fake wordsmiths bc why does sincere not know how to pronounce epitome

[je ne sais pas @bobameals]

me everytime corbin said “go to work” to a casa girl

[catie turner @hashtagcatie]

can u wear a tankini on love island or would u be executed

[kyra @kvheraa]

hanging with the wrong people will make you feel like this bitch

[I’m Shebecca Escrow @_shebecca]

me when i lie on my resume

[julia @eathedocument]

told my teenage coworker i’m going to a concert next week and he went “you’re probably gonna go see some old shit like simon and garfunkel” and he was right i’m seeing paul simon

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

if i was on love island i’d dig a big hole cover it with leaves and just wait

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Nigga called the radio station for love advice that nigga T Pain said “I got jus what ya need brand new Chris brown n t pain” 🤣🤣🤣

[untitled goose name 🪿 @notallbhas]

rip David Hockney
i’m always thinking of this painting in Bojack Horseman

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Who up not giving a Rat’s Ass

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

(on a first date) Can we please just try to have a good night

[mary @elaine_stritch]

i saw goody proctor using ai

[George Michael @GeorgeMichael]

I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER APOLOGISE FOR MY SEX LIFE ! GAY SEX IS NATURAL, GAY SEX IS GOOD! NOT EVERYBODY DOES IT, BUT.....HA HA!