Mahatma Gandhi

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[Mahatma Gandhi @fukngandiman]

Do these jeans make my ass look homeless?

[Mahatma Gandhi @fukngandiman]

I desperately want to end my own life but I’m a coward

[Mahatma Gandhi @fukngandiman]

When I go shopping I’m more excited at the premises of seeing something that warrants me buying it than actually buying it because I feel guilty about spending money

[Mahatma Gandhi @fukngandiman]

Teacher: you look like you have a question
Me:where do babies come from?
The stage combat instructor looking at me with his 1000 yard stare: the stork.

[Mahatma Gandhi @fukngandiman]

Garage👏door👏springs👏are👏dangerous👏

[Mahatma Gandhi @fukngandiman]

@POTUS Ok?

[Mahatma Gandhi @fukngandiman]

Europeans be like: I apologize profusely for my own inadequacies in the English language. I’m trying as hard as I can to educate myself as well as conduct myself with your customs; even though it could take some time and effort.

[Mahatma Gandhi @fukngandiman]

I like how you can legally convert your children’s gender but if grandma is begging to be put to death it’s immoral

[Mahatma Gandhi @fukngandiman]

I like to imagine that they’re all just dicking around in Africa and that’s why they haven’t made real progress in 2,000 years

[Mahatma Gandhi @fukngandiman]

@scrowder Happy Mother’s Day, it’s important to kill my baby. Vote blue no matter who

[Mahatma Gandhi @fukngandiman]

If we just made a pvp zone in the poor part of lower Manhattan I bet the crime rate would go down enough. And I’d also like to permaban the homeless to this spot

[Mahatma Gandhi @fukngandiman]

Now that free speech is tolerated on this platform I’d like to come out in full support of pedo porn and the nazis. God bless hitler rape porn

[Mahatma Gandhi @fukngandiman]

@POTUS How about cutting spending some time and using that money instead?

[Mahatma Gandhi @fukngandiman]

If you go into a job interview smelling like weed you’re an awful person

[Mahatma Gandhi @fukngandiman]

@POTUS Meet with Putin

[Mahatma Gandhi @fukngandiman]

I wonder how many other people were yay close to becoming another hitler

[Mahatma Gandhi @fukngandiman]

Planned parenthood should give out a scholarship to whoever gets the most high school abortions

[Mahatma Gandhi @fukngandiman]

Has a workout ever kicked your ass so damn bad you drive the speed limit home no music?

[Mahatma Gandhi @fukngandiman]

@POTUS We have literally never paid back a cent of our debts. LETS SPEND MORE MONEY!!!!!

[Mahatma Gandhi @fukngandiman]

@POTUS Hanukah is a remembrance of a bloody war in Greece not American values