Scott Elliott

vExpert, SWO VMUG leader, Treasurer of Global VMUG program, and reluctant computer dude.

[Scott Elliott @fulcrum72]

Thanks for showing off the @ChristieDigital tech in your walk-around! #CommvaultGO

[Stephen Foskett @SFoskett]

I’m doing a walk of the expo hall at #CommvaultGO - check it out! https://t.co/cQVWPLWz93

[Scott Elliott @fulcrum72]

@DellTechWorld Is it just me, or is the conference website down?

[Scott Elliott @fulcrum72]

@ThatFridgeGuy Thanks -- however if I don't acknowledge my birthday on social media, it means it never happened. Young Forever!

[Scott Elliott @fulcrum72]

@discoposse Apparently "we will begin boarding this flight" = re-enact your favorite scene from Lord of the Flies.

[Scott Elliott @fulcrum72]

@discoposse 2nd realization: I packed noise-canceling headphones. I'll be sure to strap those suckers on ASAP.

[Scott Elliott @fulcrum72]

Just realized my flight to Orlando is going to be full of extremely tired and grumpy kids, thanks to the 4 hour delay. #MyGodWhatHaveIDone

[Scott Elliott @fulcrum72]

When did Yoga Pants become the official uniform for women traveling by air? Hope the trend doesn't spread to men.

[Scott Elliott @fulcrum72]

@fulcrum72 Reason for the delay? "Something was jammed." Whoa there, cowboy - slow down on the technical jargon and speak English.

[Scott Elliott @fulcrum72]

Sigh - another travel plan for #VMUG & another 4+ hour travel delay from #AirCanada

[Scott Elliott @fulcrum72]

#AirCanada switches SFO flight 4 small plane, causing >30 people to get bumped. Wait time @ customer service >30 min, & haven't help any1!

[Scott Elliott @fulcrum72]

One of these things is not like the other...

[Scott Elliott @fulcrum72]

@discoposse What are the chances VMTurbo will sponsor a meeting on vsphere automation?

[Scott Elliott @fulcrum72]

Last day at the #keyspire weekend. Lots of great information, but brain about to explode.

[Scott Elliott @fulcrum72]

Must... stop... correcting... boss... in... public... #CareerLimitingMove

[Scott Elliott @fulcrum72]

Used @discoposse name to fend off VMTurbo sales cold call. "Of course I know about VMTurbo - I'm a close friend of Eric Wright!" #WhiteLie

[Scott Elliott @fulcrum72]

Question from my 12 year old daughter: "Dad, why do YOU have a twitter account? You're so old!"

[Scott Elliott @fulcrum72]

My church just asked me to help them with a new design to replace their aged IT Infrastructure. I can say now "I'm on a mission - from God."

[Scott Elliott @fulcrum72]

To all my American friends trying to figure out who this Doug Ford is, he is like Rob Ford but without the spit 'n polish. #TOpoli

[Scott Elliott @fulcrum72]

@victorbohnert Catering provided by Chick-fil-A?

[Scott Elliott @fulcrum72]

Don't often see hail when it is close to 5 degrees Celsius (that's 35-ish Fahrenheit for you non metric people)