Cash

the name's Cash but don't be fooled: i'm no jewel (see what i did there). imma broke country boy with a former broke leg. oh & i build my own ma's coffin #ripma

[Cash @full_of_Cash123]

at least she's got a music player, what better could a fella get? #chsaild

[Cash @full_of_Cash123]

well i must have put on a great first impression with my broken leg looking like an idiot #chsaild

[Cash @full_of_Cash123]

i didn't know this was the bachelor, dad has got girls EVERYWHERE... #chsaild

[Cash @full_of_Cash123]

downside? oh yeah, he's just got a new girl. no biggy. #chsaild

[Cash @full_of_Cash123]

upside, dad got his teeth #chsaild

[Cash @full_of_Cash123]

i'm really intrigued by them there music players, we should get one of them, dontcha think? @horseboyjewel #chsaild

[Cash @full_of_Cash123]

just a thought: mayb the fire from the barn resembles Addie burning n hell since she wasn't a godly lady. Whitfield and Cora tried. #chsaild

[Cash @full_of_Cash123]

so apparently i'm top priority now that mom is buried🤗🤗🤗 someone come fix my leg #chsalid

[Cash @full_of_Cash123]

who's to say when a man is sane or insane anyway? #chsalid

[Cash @full_of_Cash123]

the worst burial trip ever, but thank God mission accomplished #chsalid

[Cash @full_of_Cash123]

@deweydelley prouda you lil sista, jumping on Darl first @_Darl_Bundren_

[Cash @full_of_Cash123]

oh PTSD, you got Darl good this time @_Darl_Bundren_ #chsalid

[Cash @full_of_Cash123]

upside, we got her buried. down side, @_Darl_Bundren_ is mad crazy. i just can't find a thing to laugh about, & he's hysterical #chsalid

[Cash @full_of_Cash123]

i look down and ce this this ce-ment on my leg and ment to tell dad i hate him for doing this #chsalid

[Cash @full_of_Cash123]

so ma stinks now and everyone in Mottson hates us; add that to the list of our unfortunate events #chsalid

[Cash @full_of_Cash123]

fire? who's fired? i'm not fired, i'm a great character in this book! ohhh, someone set a fire. where? OUR BARN? WHO WOULD DO THAT. #chsalid

[Cash @full_of_Cash123]

at least it was the same leg i broke last summer #chsaild

[Cash @full_of_Cash123]

if only they woulda listened to... then, maybe then, the wagon wouldn't have gotten in a pickle and ma's coffin wouldn't have... #chsalid

[Cash @full_of_Cash123]

ma is dead and i feel dead #chsalid

[Cash @full_of_Cash123]

this stomach bug sure is bugging me. anyone got any pepto? #chsalid