David Fusaro

Always go Full Fus

[David Fusaro @FullFus]

Best thing I’ve ever heard was @FelgerAndMazz and @bigjimmurray fantasizing about an NL team coming to Boston on the @985TheSportsHub yesterday

[David Fusaro @FullFus]

So yesterday @NESN forces an update. Couldn’t clear the guide and watch full screen after. Today the TV app doesn’t work. Not sure what’s worst - the app, the @RedSox or @FenwaySportsGrp. Congrats to @John_W_Henry on winning the coveted @SBJ Screw Your Customers Award

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An @AmericanAir ticket agent just CAME FROM BEHIND THE COUNTER at @flyPBI to scold me for having my elderly, disabled father in an “American” wheelchair when we were flying @AveloAir I shit you not. Told her “you’re welcome to get him up yourself.”

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@YanksTreehouse @Jomboy_ John Kiley, longtime organist at Fenway and the Gahhhhhhden, used to do that. Great call

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@Jomboy_ You should know it’s not the “Yankees Win” song. That once-proud franchise plays it after EVERY game. It’s their “Sweet Caroline,” not “Dirty Water”

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@GlobeChadFinn @BostonGlobe @celtics 😂 I did not. And I liked Tim Russert too. Better reference for if the Bills ever win one? Not sure the mafia would go for Grande’s labored soliloquies and stale references either though

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@BostonGlobe @GlobeChadFinn WTF do Tim Russert and Donald Rumsfeld have to do with the Boston @Celtics?? So, now for ‘24 we have grande’s self-reference to his mangled ‘08 call to suffer through on replays forever? Please. He’s solid in-game. But his opens and closes are so overblown

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@BostonGlobe @GlobeChadFinn Excellent at finding the right words?!? Sorry but if you have to do an hourlong interview to go over wtf you were saying, you didn’t find the right words. Even more disappointed to learn that “mission accomplished” was in fact a 5-year-old Iraq war reference in ‘08

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@Queerty @AlexReimer1 Were you quoting Wilt through a medium? https://t.co/PG2SWfrbuQ

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@W_R_R Now that the players are getting paid, I occasionally watch college football again… and I wanted FS… mainly because the games have to matter. Championships aren’t meant to be voted on. All sports that rely on it are suspect

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@W_R_R

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@W_R_R Did I spy the MagicRat? Must not be the Super Bowl…

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and IMMEDIATELY, half the thousand-strong crowd went downstairs for their free apple juice. You’re right. People love free stuff

[David Fusaro @FullFus]

@Scalabrine Fave stadium contest: @SJGiants “Beer Batter of the Game” 1 opponent gets designated. If that guy k’s, half price beer. Game I was at, guy got 2 strikes, and the whole crowd was chanting “BEER! BEER! BEER!” Too bad guy got a hit…

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but later, he got up again, but after the 7th inning - no more beer. Now it’s the “juice batter of the game” sponsored by @Martinelli’s apple juice. Strikeout = free apple juice. Guy got 2 strikes and the whole crowd was “JUICE! JUICE! JUICE!” Dude struck out

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@AnnaMarieErwert Legendary? Brian Shaw? Tell me you’ve never watched basketball without telling me you you’ve never watched basketball. Google “Brian Shaw” and you’ve gotta scroll for a while to even find the guy. Nice house though

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Marijuana is getting out of hand. The federal government must step in. https://t.co/sz6eVHpkK8

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@bengraver @W_R_R

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

An audible and unmistakable "Free Kevin Brown" breaks out in the seventh inning at Camden Yards.

[David Fusaro @FullFus]

@ChrisForsberg_ Love TimeLord like you do but terrible matchup vs Bam-lets Bam hang under the basket and no offensive spread. Spo ruining Joe on matchups. This series we need small plus Al when Bam is one the court. Maybe even grant.

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@Marc_Bertrand Both those teams play on grass every home game