Fullofepicness.™

Not like every other humanoid,  I start my day with tweeting some real & awesome things u can relate to! So follow me to start a new life❤

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I need someone to help me hack an email... I'm willing to pay, with LUV ! :$ <3. but really about the hacking thing. HELP !

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@MMK_95 lool sry 3yl n_n !

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@MMK_95 maroom ? Mroom el 5shrm ?

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(_!_ ) =Normal Ass (__!__) =Big Ass (!) =Tight Ass (_?_) =Dumb Ass (_E=MC2_) =Smart Ass (_X_) =Kiss My Ass

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Face down, ass up, that's the way we............ tie our shoes!

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Right now you're on twitter.. thinking about the assignment thats due tomorrow... you have loads to do but you're too lazy to do it

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Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mother. Mother. Mother. Mother. Mom: What?!? Me: Hi

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"Did your mom drop you as a baby?" "Yeah, into a pool of sexy."

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When I see an argument on facebook, I sit there refreshing the page while thinking to myself "THIS GON' BE GOOOOD"

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That awesome moment when you're telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.

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Will Smith lived for years on his own in I am Legend. 24 hours after a woman shows up, he dies. AND that bitch stole his bacon

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"RIP Facebook" Say Hi To Myspace For Me, Sincerely Twitter.

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That awkward moment when it's quiet in class and your stomach decides to make that dying whale sound.

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FRIEND: "Hey what's your email?" ME: "Oh its ______" FRIEND: *laughs* ME: "Shut up! I made it when I was 8."

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5 words that scare the hell out of me in horror movies, "Based on a true story."

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I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.

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What's on the board: 2•54/57(7+5/6)²•ab-c³ , What teacher sees: 2+2=4 , What you see: すきうせちし , What you remember: ...

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"What are you looking at?" "I don't know, but it's staring back..."

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A cop pulling you over and saying "papers" and you saying "Scissors...I win" and driving off like a boss

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I love going to a strangers wedding and yelling "Don't marry him, I still love you!"