mclaren lover

not ragebaiting

[mclaren lover @fullofpapaya]

@naviabase this with a crit stat would've been the best weapon in the game ngl

[mclaren lover @fullofpapaya]

@ScrambledFaz larps like a true persona fan too

[mclaren lover @fullofpapaya]

@kuujoshi thats like 4 low rolls💔

[mclaren lover @fullofpapaya]

@RocketBullets G2 OXY CONFIRMED??????

[mclaren lover @fullofpapaya]

@the_weenier @AliceBright_ SAME

[mclaren lover @fullofpapaya]

@FURIOUSSS unc please stop

[mclaren lover @fullofpapaya]

@banhbaoval @C0Mtweets @MIBR aura

[mclaren lover @fullofpapaya]

@McLarenF1 did the guys whining about the pit timing even watch the race???? lando wanted to pit there yet the team refused because oscar had priority as the leading driver

[mclaren lover @fullofpapaya]

@ScrewderiaF1 classic merc sandbagging

[mclaren lover @fullofpapaya]

@DennissMCI midfielder vs mid

[mclaren lover @fullofpapaya]

@chiddyafc @cool5burner kevin would have never let this happen smh

[mclaren lover @fullofpapaya]

@eternalyaemiko @zajef77 bro is competing with a 6 year old 4 star unit

[mclaren lover @fullofpapaya]

@GenshinUniverse @houseofpaimon citlali

[Lionzblade @LionzbladeYT]

Why do G2 fly to every single international to shit their pants? Why do they show up in Shanghai, Santiago, Bangkok, or whatever tax-haven arena Riot books this year just to get absolutely bodied in the group stage? It's not for "experience." It's not to "win an international." It's for the frequent flyer points. Every time they qualify for Masters or Champions, the entire roster collectively creams their pants thinking about the miles. While you’re sitting in discord servers malding over a 1v4 clutch, these guys are in the team Discord calculating exactly how many more losses they need before they can upgrade to business class on the way back from London. It all started in 2024. G2 gets invited to their first big international. They show up and suddenly the entire org gets a notification: "Congratulations! You've earned 187,420 SkyMiles™. You are now Gold Elite Status." The players looked at each other like they just discovered a new ability. Icy stopped entrying. Valyn stopped smoking. They all just stared at their phones whispering "Elite... Status...". Now it's a business model. Coach just walks into the pre-match room "Alright boys, today we are running the 'Maximum Layover Strat.' We lose to the China team in regulation, force overtime against the EMEA squad so we get delayed in Tokyo for 14 hours, and if we can throw the decider in a way that sends us through Istanbul layover... that's 45,000 bonus points and free lounge access with unlimited croissants." The analysts aren't even watching VODs anymore. They're on the rewards app. "If we drop to lower bracket round 1 we get routed through Dubai. Dubai has the Emirates lounge with the unlimited champagne. If we somehow make Grands we only get Qatar Airways and their lounge is mid. We cannot afford to win this game. Every single player is in on it. BabyBay shows up to the server with a neck pillow already on. "Sorry guys, gotta keep the neck supported for the 17 hour flight we're about to earn."

[mclaren lover @fullofpapaya]

@McLarenF1 you lost lando almost 20 seconds with your crap strategy and your fuckass pits ain't nothing solid about that

[mclaren lover @fullofpapaya]

@InterruptRES this abomination was present in my only two dire clears and i still hate her guts

[mclaren lover @fullofpapaya]

@FNS we?

[mclaren lover @fullofpapaya]

@valentinnye @tracklist

[mclaren lover @fullofpapaya]

@zajef77 what does this mean for vodyanitsa though

[mclaren lover @fullofpapaya]

@Diggerxtra against homelando himself