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[y☄️ @ylazy8]

"when I'm 20, I'm gonna buy my own house, buy my own car and live my own life"

Me at 28 waiting for haaland to get 3 shots on target so I can eat

[Las Vegas Raiders @Raiders]

Seize the Bay.

#LVvsSF | 📺 FOX

[Hayes Gaboury @hgabo_media]

Streets won’t forget 2021-2022 Gary Payton II

[Golden State Valkyries @valkyries]

GOLDEN STATE. GOLD STANDARD.

Your 2026 @WNBA Champions, the Golden State Valkyries. 🗣️

[lese🦋 @klaylese]

hand yaxel a water wigga @podz

[Funny Degenerate @realfunnydegen]

Me: “My bet is definitely gonna cash as long as the refs don’t blow the game”

The refs:

[Rookie Watch @RookieWatxh]

Hezekiah Masses’ stat line through his first three games is UNBELIEVABLE:

• 86 total coverage snaps
• 14 total targets
• 6 receptions allowed (70 total yards)
• 3 INT’s (1st in NFL)
• 19.0 passer rating allowed (2nd in NFL)

The Raiders rookie CB has arguably been the NFL’s CB1 through three weeks 😳🔒

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

me surviving the day off of 3 energy drinks and a hot pocket

[Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 @LucasSa56947288]

🚨JUST IN: The protesters have gathered in Dublin to protest Donald Trump’s visit to Ireland, with demonstrators using imagery featuring Trump, Epstein and Netanyahu to voice their criticism.

I love this! 👏🏽

Shoutout to the people of Ireland! 🇮🇪

[Jeff Sunday @TheDegenWeekly]

Power outage in Tallahassee? Someone make a Walmart run and let’s get this game started

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

The banana in your kitchen is a sterile mutant that can't reproduce. Every single one is a clone, and nearly the entire global export supply traces back to one plant raised in an English greenhouse in the 1830s.

Wild bananas are stuffed with hard seeds the size of peppercorns. Barely any flesh. Around 7,000 years ago, farmers in New Guinea stumbled on rare mutants carrying three sets of chromosomes instead of two. An odd number can't split evenly during reproduction, so seed-making fails and the plant pours everything into flesh. Those tiny black specks in the middle of your banana are the remains of seeds that never developed.

Perfect fruit, one catch. No seeds means no planting. Growing another one requires cutting a shoot off the base and sticking it in the ground.

A clone.

Back in the 1830s, the Duke of Devonshire's gardener raised one of these plants at Chatsworth House. His family name was Cavendish. Cuttings descended from that greenhouse now make up 99% of bananas exported on Earth, genetically identical from Ecuador to the Philippines.

Identical genes means a fungus that kills one plant kills all of them. And it already happened. Gros Michel, the banana everyone ate before 1960, was wiped out commercially by a soil fungus called Panama disease. The industry quietly swapped in the Cavendish, a lookalike that resisted it, and most shoppers never noticed their banana had been replaced.

A new strain called TR4 kills Cavendish too. No cure exists, the spores survive in soil for decades, and it has spread to more than 20 countries. Late 2025 it reached Ecuador, the world's biggest exporter.

The world already lost its banana once and got handed a body double. The body double is dying the same way.

[Las Vegas Raiders @Raiders]

The future starts in Vegas 🎰

#AZvsLV | 📺 FOX5

[𝙉𝙋𝙇𝙊𝘾𝙆𝙎 @NPLOCKS]

i will never take another nrfi in my life..

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Biggest theft of our lives. That was our money and they handed the refund to corporations instead of back to you

[Tactical Manager @ManagerTactical]

If Argentina 🇦🇷 makes it to the final, Cabo Verde 🇨🇻 will have faced both 2026 World Cup finalists during the competition… 🇨🇻 tied both 🇪🇸🇦🇷 during the 90 minutes.

They were legit, I miss them.

[Jordan Patu @Jordan_Patu]

This is so precious. They’re just two kids. Big bro just happens to be one of the coldest athletes on the planet.

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

We will never see anything like this again. What a run.

[B @utdbrxy]

Cape Verde went to war with Spain, Uruguay and Argentina in their first World Cup. We will make sure history remembers this run

[mari @fcmareee]

ABSOLUTE SCENES