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Experta autoproclamada en cultura pop y cine. Libra, vegana, ridícula

[g a b y @gabydvj]

i love declining cookies. i love telling TSA agents i do not consent to having my photo taken. i love pretending i have any agency over the countless tiny ways i am surveilled every single moment of every single day

[THUGGA @THUGGABEY]

WAIT A DAMN MINUUUUUUUTE

ACT III HORSE HAS WINGS. PEGASUS.

[Big Mama, your ARM! @AshleyShyMiller]

Oh, she’s telling us that her knees are back! Get ready for Act 3!

[Fahdou Marconi @FahdouMarconi]

Si vous voyez moins d'images en provenance de Gaza c'est parce qu'ils ont tué la majorité des journalistes sur place, ainsi que ceux qui leur portaient secours.

Israël continue son génocide.

[Dani Cuesta @CuestaLozano]

Paloma, tu padre propuso esterilizar a las mujeres marxistas como solución para que no nacieran más marxistas.

El problema no es que comparemos a tu padre con Mengele, el problema es que aquí no hubo un Nuremberg y ninguno pagó.

[FUMATRÓN 🏴‍☠️ @FUMATR0N]

Francia nos lleva años de ventaja en lo laboral: su Salario Mínimo (SMIC) se actualiza por ley automáticamente con la inflación para no perder poder adquisitivo y blindaron por derecho la desconexión digital y las 35h.
A ver cuándo quieren los españoles ganarle a Francia en esto.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[amazingphil akgae @lesbinof]

Turned my small ingrown hair into a giant open wound

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

successfully wasted the first half of 2026

[Ciroc Obama @frogg_gurl]

People are always like “your 30s are better than your 20s because you have more money and your shit together.” Fellas it is not looking like that’s gonna be the case….

[Midnight Sweaty @Midnight_Sweaty]

Does anyone know if stuff is ever going to get cheaper again or is this just what life is like now

[𝔦🪆 @angelicdeed]

I love summer because it’s such an eerie season. people confuse that with fall or winter but it’s truly summer

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

[Juju @aintnojuju]

15 more years... be patient

[c 🇵🇸 @perfoviviendo]

“Vamos a tener casas” dice

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Shopping isn’t exciting anymore. Everything is overpriced, terrible quality, & ugly.

[evil girl @postnucleargirl]

been feeling a lot like her lately

[PersonaMayor @manguionduro]

Primeroo caeran las cosachas de grano de las cuales se alimentan los animales que os comeis, luego poco a poco ira cayendo el resto de alimentos vegetales que consumimos los humanos. Vamos camino de la extincion. Pero el capitalismo es guay porque te permite soñar en hacerte rico