Meg Ohrt

I’m a fist with legs.

[Meg Ohrt @fullybees]

View sure doesn’t hurt

[Meg Ohrt @fullybees]

Sitting in the dark eating bread should feel like a low point but I’m feeling pretty good about it

[Meg Ohrt @fullybees]

I’m still obsessed with crime and I’m still funny as hell. I just don’t have as much to say.

[Meg Ohrt @fullybees]

@LetsGo2Court thanks ladies xo

[Meg Ohrt @fullybees]

Frozen pizza tastes phenomenal when you’re sad. I think it’s the extra salt content from crying into it

[Meg Ohrt @fullybees]

Just told the lady at the employment agency that I love her before hanging up. No worries though she said it back

[Meg Ohrt @fullybees]

Fun fact:

It’s about to rain and I’m still going to put on headphones and listen to fake rain in order to fall asleep.

[Meg Ohrt @fullybees]

Every barber’s name is Sal

[Meg Ohrt @fullybees]

#NewProfilePic

[Meg Ohrt @fullybees]

Might fuck around and disappear under mysterious circumstances.

[Meg Ohrt @fullybees]

I don’t care what you nerds think, @carolynwiger is my fave forever and I’ll kick your ass if you talk shit on my girl C

[Meg Ohrt @fullybees]

Me, annoyed: don’t sell your soul to the devil, your time will come too soon 🙄

Everyone: does that shit anyway

[Meg Ohrt @fullybees]

What is the point of doing things if I don’t want to do things, just so maybe I’ll feel better and want to do more things? Sounds like a scam

[Meg Ohrt @fullybees]

When I was younger, I wanted to be famous. But I just read that Beethoven had violent diarrhea and on second thought

[mothman @mothmanbot]

Mothman is real and hates TERFS

[Meg Ohrt @fullybees]

Preheating the oven is actually a myth

[Meg Ohrt @fullybees]

What a perfect video lmfao *chef’s kiss*

[name but also a little joke @bearsaremean]

Sage Northcutt is pretty dang concerned about having seasoned chicken #UFC209

[Meg Ohrt @fullybees]

Sometimes I think I’m genuinely cursed until I remember that in reality everything is randomly generated space chaos, thank goodness

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

they should invent a breakfast that is in my hand

[mothman @mothmanbot]

Mothman is real and he's the world's greatest detective and your very best friend