sarah

baker / complainer / washed up horse girl

[sarah @fullyflummoxed]

every choice my mom made in the divorce process from my father was genuinely the funniest thing she could have done at the time. i love her

[sarah @fullyflummoxed]

literally shut up i forgot how much i like cake decorating and making macarons

[sarah @fullyflummoxed]

very depressing that none of my friends are asoiaf fans. where have i gone wrong.

[sarah @fullyflummoxed]

my boomer parents absolutely spent their money on bullshit and i know this because i have spent many of my days helping them get rid of their bullshit

[sarah @fullyflummoxed]

i wish i was allowed to just tell people they need to work on their comprehension skills instead of entertaining morons at work

[sarah @fullyflummoxed]

if my friend doesn’t appreciate her bday gift i am RIOTING

[sarah @fullyflummoxed]

i swear to god everyone i know is in spain right now

[sarah @fullyflummoxed]

i’m not pleased with how his hat came out but his little butt cheeks are VERY funny

[sarah @fullyflummoxed]

never expected to hear in a work meeting that we don’t need to worry because we will not be moving to new jersey

[sarah @fullyflummoxed]

not sure if it’s a good thing for my therapist to go “wow i would love to explore that because ive never heard of something like that in that context!” when i tell her about my relationship with my mom

[sarah @fullyflummoxed]

customer support is crazy bc why is a 70yo lady mocking my use of the word “unfortunately” on the phone while she’s telling me off because I can’t get a different key for her from her post office (I do not work for her post office and I am 800 miles away!!)

[sarah @fullyflummoxed]

the fact that there’s going to be a day my mom forgets she calls me girly girl and pug :(

[sarah @fullyflummoxed]

the fact that my employee is even entertaining a private equity buyout has me looking at new job listings bc wtf

[sarah @fullyflummoxed]

@arthriticeq this sounds phenom

[sarah @fullyflummoxed]

coworker i’ve known 5 years who is 55 and has never voted told me she is going to register to vote just to vote against republicans from now on bc she is that mad about prices. 2008 didn’t get her but 2026 is

[sarah @fullyflummoxed]

@arthriticeq yes ❤️

[sarah @fullyflummoxed]

@arthriticeq this sucks man 🤠

[sarah @fullyflummoxed]

i’m glad my parents are telling our family about my mom being sick but man is it hard to accept people’s sympathy and experience their own grief over it with them

[sarah @fullyflummoxed]

no yeah i’m so glad my parents felt the need to tell everyone they know My Good News so i get to keep disappointing people when they congratulate me and i say Actually Everything Is So Bad!!!

[sarah @fullyflummoxed]

@arthriticeq not really no 🤠

[sarah @fullyflummoxed]

how miserable to watch the world go on around you when everything has stopped dead in its tracks for you