lvl 1 leshy 🍄 ttrpg memeshroom 🎲

Class & level: bard 1

Race: fungus leshy

Alignment: CG

XP: 24

Memes & jokes about #ttrpg/#dnd

[lvl 1 leshy 🍄 ttrpg memeshroom 🎲 @fumblecrit]

A necromancer who's only motivation is to find and raise their grandma to recover the family's long-lost baklava recipe.
#dnd #ttrpg

...it's really good.

[🐾 Mosey - Lord of Owlbear Milk @MoseyDm]

“I cast fireball!”
“But you are a fighter”
“The wizard has a sword.”
“That’s not the same.”
…
“I CAST FIREBALL!”

[Gnome Depot @gnomedepot]

Gravedigger’s Shovel #gnomedepot #DnD

[DRAK @Drakoniques]

Them: Would you like to guest for an episode?

Me: Absolutely. *starts writing a novel of a backstory that absolutely won’t come up in play*

[Homebrew Quest @homebrewquest]

Death: Mortal. You may choose a game to best me at. Win and you keep your life.

Me: Nah, that's okay. I'm just happy this wasn't rescheduled *pulls out dice and a DM screen*

[🐾 Mosey - Lord of Owlbear Milk @MoseyDm]

A really good back cracking should give you advantage on your next physical ability check.

[Zack Applewhite @ApplewhiteGames]

#DnD reality TV show idea:

'Tavern Rescue' where a party of adventurers travel arounding improving taverns and slaying mimics so that other adventurers will have better places to meet up in

[Sam Comerford @RRollplaying]

Shitty Character Idea:

A barbarian who was a construction worker who tried to unionize, but was cast out by their company and was left penniless.

Now, they use their hammer (maul) as their weapon of choice as they go on dangerous adventures. #DnD

[lvl 1 leshy 🍄 ttrpg memeshroom 🎲 @fumblecrit]

#dnd #ttrpg
Maybe I should hide myself
Maybe I should roll for stealth
Blame it on my D20 baby
Maybe I should try to run
Maybe I just rolled a 1
So blame it on my D20 baby
FAIL!
FAIL!
FAIL!
FAIL!
Lalalalala Lalalalalaoooo
Lalalalala Lalalalalaoooo
FAIL!

[lvl 1 leshy 🍄 ttrpg memeshroom 🎲 @fumblecrit]

@DodecaDonuts @adventurersrole This guy gets it 🤣🍩

[lvl 1 leshy 🍄 ttrpg memeshroom 🎲 @fumblecrit]

If #dnd spells were baked goods...

Cruller Spray
Glazed Dead
Bear Claw's Endurance
Powder Donut Kill
Meringue Arcane
Scone of Cold
Symbol of Pain au Chocolat

[BruJo is conjuring Advanced Iron Core! @BrubruGeek]

Oath of Spreadsheets.

Power: paladins shows numbers that proof the party will win the fight in all scenarios, the enemy is convinced and just give up.

[lvl 1 leshy 🍄 ttrpg memeshroom 🎲 @fumblecrit]

DM: New table rule, folks. No more homebrew weapons.

That player: Is this about my—

DM: Yes, this is about your vorpal cheese wedge.
#dnd #ttrpg

[Matthew @_mjwills]

Did it hurt?
When I stabbed you with this Sword of Pain?
Because the man at the store said that it should do that to people.

[lvl 1 leshy 🍄 ttrpg memeshroom 🎲 @fumblecrit]

@SeveredSonsDnD Made this for you:

[severedstudios.bsky.social @Severed_Studios]

Players are usually given agency to describe in detail their nat 20s, they should also be able to describe their nat 1s.

Since failure is part of the game, players should be able to embrace that aspect as well. Some of the most memorable moments come from critical failures! #dnd

[Daniel Leising @Hossdiggity]

@RRollplaying shitty character idea:

A bard thats muscle bound and runs around giving bardic inpiration by slapping your ass with mage hand, screaming, "Lets Go!!!"

[lvl 1 leshy 🍄 ttrpg memeshroom 🎲 @fumblecrit]

@DungeonGlitch Toured a castle last week while on vacation and all I kept thinking was "my GM would love this idea"

[lvl 1 leshy 🍄 ttrpg memeshroom 🎲 @fumblecrit]

@SeveredSonsDnD Best laugh I've had all morning

[severedstudios.bsky.social @Severed_Studios]

What if Gary Gygax came down from heaven and said:

"it's pronounced Jerry Jyjax"

and left?

#dnd