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Overthinking is the biggest cause of our unhappiness. Keep yourself occupied. Keep your mind off things that don't help you.

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#Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody #laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.

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When you're in control of the aux and you put a banger on for the squad

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I bought myself two eggplants and so far neither has laid a single egg.

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RT to clean someone’s screen 😍

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Girlscout cookies are amazing

Boyscouts teaches you how to tie a knot

So you can hang yourself trying to sell crappy popcorn

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Stranger Things

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when you're trying to hint that you're mad at him

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The awkwardness of my life is equivalent to when somebody says "Happy Birthday" and you say "Thanks you too!"

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I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later.

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funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.

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A day without #laughter is a day wasted.

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when someone speeds up to pass me but then we both get stuck at the same red light

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When ur mad at bae and look for any reason to get out of the house

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I pray every night that I never become religious...

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Psychology says, you realize you love someone when you want them to be happy, even if its not with you.

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My biggest mistake is thinking that people care for me as much as I do for them.

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late night showers
late night conversations
late night adventures
late night snacks
late night memories
everything's better at night

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A hug means I need you 😌
A kiss means I love you 😘
A call means I miss you 😞

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Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.