emmmmmmmmy

hilarious woman

[emmmmmmmmy @fun_chicken_grl]

I am filled with unbridled rage at the mta 😍😍😍🌈🌈🌈🐬🐬🐬🌞🌞🌞

[emmmmmmmmy @fun_chicken_grl]

ZOHRAN I LOVE YOU. !!!!!!!! IF YOU SEE THE SIGN OF ME IN 2018 HOLDING UP A SIGN AT PRIDE THAT SAYS LGBTQ+ HEARTS CUOMO JUST KNOW I WAS A TEENAGER AT MY FIRST PRIDE WHO TOOK EVERYTHING THAT WAS HANDED TO HER. !!!!!!! I ALSO HATE THAT GUY!!!!!!

[emmmmmmmmy @fun_chicken_grl]

If the picture of me at nyc pride 2018 holding a sign that says “LGBTQ+ community ♥️s cuomo” resurfaces please know it’s not true 🐬🐬🌈💓

[emmmmmmmmy @fun_chicken_grl]

Actually nothing worse than ur ex making some really good music

[emmmmmmmmy @fun_chicken_grl]

Just remembered Beth from the walking dead so i need some space for a couple months

[emmmmmmmmy @fun_chicken_grl]

My lesbian dad gave birth to my jock brother

[emmmmmmmmy @fun_chicken_grl]

How do you politely ask your friends to start inviting you places or you’ll literally kill yourself 🤭

[emmmmmmmmy @fun_chicken_grl]

Heard drake found the Super Bowl performance delightful besides some sound issues

[emmmmmmmmy @fun_chicken_grl]

Not having a crush is actually dangerous. What am i to do now? Get a job?

[emmmmmmmmy @fun_chicken_grl]

I have a crush on someone i know i will date in the future when i move back to nyc. sending spell binding vibes now to set the foundation.

[emmmmmmmmy @fun_chicken_grl]

they technically never said in my preschool teacher training that i couldn’t scam the children out of thousands of dollars

[emmmmmmmmy @fun_chicken_grl]

Rip David lynch 😔🐐 check in on your highly misogynistic friends tn 🙏🙏

[emmmmmmmmy @fun_chicken_grl]

New Year’s resolution: giving up on love (except for if that one person or that other person or those seven other people but like noway but)

[emmmmmmmmy @fun_chicken_grl]

I literally need a Mr. Heckles from Friends style stick to bang on my ceiling for my neighbors upstairs who apparently feel the need to stomp pace their entire apartment with massive platform boots NONSTOP at all hours of the night

[emmmmmmmmy @fun_chicken_grl]

i DO think you can join the socialist revolution and still be a musical theatre major.

[emmmmmmmmy @fun_chicken_grl]

aaaAaAaaaoooaaaghhAaaaaa!!!!!!

[emmmmmmmmy @fun_chicken_grl]

We’ve held space for defying gravity but i think it’s time to hold space for hit the quan

[emmmmmmmmy @fun_chicken_grl]

Flowers are having a real moment rn

[emmmmmmmmy @fun_chicken_grl]

Should i put in my hinge profile that you have to speak at a very specific volume to my liking and if you speak any quieter or louder I’ll start crying

[emmmmmmmmy @fun_chicken_grl]

Yk u go to a liberal arts college when you dressed up as Minnie mouse last weekend for Halloween, and not one person could tell what I was, and then at a “British” themed party last night I drew on some fake whiskers, and literally every single person knew I was Dan and Phil