John Matthews

The Original Wayward Son...

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@VictoriaCoren @BBCTwo You had me at "Only Connect"

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@PlayStation I'll wait for the digital version.

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@Ronieutd Laurie Cunnigham. Steve McManaman.

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@NEDUszn8 Netherlands

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@DannyJohnJules @CCfunkandsoul @ITV See you in Birkenhead tomorrow good sir

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@skytv What does the "Q" in Sky Q represent? We're curious.

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@Nigel_Farage "You lost. Get over it".

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@DannyJohnJules Utterly sick world we live in, sadly.

Sorry you and your family have had to put up with this crap.

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@ArrowFilmsVideo Any chance of someone responding to my message on my account about an order Evri are claiming was delivered and has not been??

Both yourselves and Evri seem to be ignoring this and not sure which of you has the most piss poor customer service

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@premierinn Since when did 3pm check in mean nearly 4pm and room STILL not ready?

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Catching up on last night's Only Connect over breakfast.

I would like to therefore thank @VictoriaCoren for making me choke on my Shredded Wheat through laughing at her Osacr Wilde intro.

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@RGT_85 Much love to you and yours x

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@GBNEWS That's a strange name for a baby

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It's a remarkable fact that @richardosman's "We Solve Murders" contains more references to Van Halen than David Lee Roth's "Crazy From The Heat"

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@GAMEdigital Can I please get a contact number as I'm sick of being fobbed off by your live chat. Trying to cancel a pre-order that you still haven't fulfilled and am losing patience. Zero customer service.

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@Aiannucci Maybe he's being secretly paid by the distributors of Alex Garland's excellent movie "Civil War" to mention those words in as many tweets as he can to subliminally encourage people to watch it?

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@VictoriaCoren

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@HSBC_UK Thank you - reinstalling has sorted this for me.

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@HSBC_UK Are there issues with the banking App today? Keep getting "service unavailable"

Can't even access online banking as it asks me to use the app to validate login