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o leaving without saying a word

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*eats family*

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In a bedroom: a decent singer. In the shower: international pop superstar.

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1% Cleaning.

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Politicians are like sperm. One in a million turn out to be actual human beings.

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If you asked me how many times you have crossed my mind, I would say once, because you've never really left.

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:S :C :H :O :O :L - You can't find happy faces.

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bae= bacon and eggs

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if zac efron did a kissing booth for charity we could end world hunger

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-no one

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In a relationship: don't lie, don't cheat and don't make promises you can't keep.

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"I didn't do it..." "Then why are you laughing?" "Cause whoever did it, is a freaking genius!"

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70% of Twitter users have a Girlfriend/Boyfriend

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Who else is laying in bed on a Saturday night?

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I would date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you, and raise the fuck out of our kids.

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It's almost time for that "new year new me" bullshit.

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Sometimes I will just get annoyed with people randomly. Like I don?t even have a real reason but their presence just bothers me.

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Being called babe or baby never gets old.