FunBrooksie

ketchup doesn’t belong on hot dogs

[greg @greg16676935420]

Banker: “Would you like to apply for the American Express platinum card?”

“No way”
-Jose

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Why don’t bank deposits go through on the weekends are the computer systems home with their families?

[sam parker @samprkr]

As someone who only performs well at the last minute on deadlines deadlines I identify with the New York Knicks

[FunBrooksie @funbrooksie]

What is Anne Hathaway doing there ?

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

New York, this one's for you 🗽

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

how life feels when the team you jumped on the bandwagon for two weeks ago wins the championship in a sport you don’t normally watch

[cheyenne @idkcheyenne13]

MY FAVORITE BASKETBALL TEAM OF THE LAST TWO WEEKS JUST WON LETS FUCKING GO KNICKS

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Ryan Schumpert @ryanschumpert00]

We, as a society, must outlaw interstate signs for restaurants more then two miles off the exit.

[FunBrooksie @funbrooksie]

I wish it were socially acceptable to snack on onions. Just raw Vidalia onions.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Autism: I prepared three topics before I came to this party.

ADHD: I forgot every topic the second someone started talking.

AuDHD: I prepared three topics and interrupted someone to use all of them

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Neurodivergent memory is having a photographic memory and absolutely no say in what gets photographed.

[Lucy Rohden @lucy_rohden]

Texas Tech sweetie hire a PR firm I know u can afford it

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

real life footage from @TheGarden tonight 🎥

[FunBrooksie @funbrooksie]

the comment section is some excellent teamwork.

[Brown Panther @drilliebobby]

Nobody in the tortilla industry has the balls to make a corn tortilla the size of a flour tortilla

[Brown Panther @drilliebobby]

Nobody in the tortilla industry has the balls to make a corn tortilla the size of a flour tortilla

[Knicks Memes @KnicksMemes]

The Knicks after Wu-Tang Clan performed at halftime

[OH, MARY! on Broadway @ohmaryplay]

not since abraham lincoln has someone loved coming up from behind like that

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

SPEECHLESS. LFGK.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

[azfamily 3TV CBS 5 @azfamily]

A New York man has gone viral for a prediction he made in his high school yearbook six years ago that the New York Knicks would win an NBA title in 2026. https://t.co/LTHUWXvoet