Pa mi bi oti

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good |🍯 + 🌶 | Funbss🌞

[Pa mi bi oti @funbs__]

One thing about me, I’m gon eat!

No matter the situation. I will eat.

[Yemi King @TheYemiKing]

😭😭😭

This is a fear of a lot of people from royal lineage who are top executives.

It has happened in Yorùbáland before.

Man was called to the lobby that some chiefs from his kingdom wants to see him

Next thing, all the chiefs prostrated and hailed him "Kábíyèsí oooo"

Done

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

“I’m Titi” is still so funny to me lmao.
What was that supposed to mean to anyone?
Was everyone supposed to pipe down after that revelation?

😭😭

[. @UcheKl]

Jesus Christ!!!

[Myles 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @myles_premium_]

"It's really hot today" would've been fine man. 🫩

[Richkhid @Richkhid132]

@Be_like_legend 7 is green and I refuse to explain myself.

[Fash Daddy! 🥐 @thefashygram]

Money money money. We are so poor that all we have to offer is money.

[Fahad Amir @FahadAmirN]

I SUMMARIZED THIS EXCHANGE

🇿🇦: We are against illegals in SA

🇳🇬: But I am not illegal

🇿🇦: We don’t want foreigners who take our jobs

🇳🇬: I created jobs for South Africans

🇿🇦: We just want you to leave our country even if you created jobs & are documented

🇳🇬: No problem, pay what I invested, I will leave

🇿🇦: We will see you on June 30th

NOTE: That business might get destroyed & the owner killed if this issue is not handled swiftly.

[kim possible @getalifeaisha]

Lol motherhood is so funny. My mum washed her fruit then came to sit down to eat it. Without saying a word to her I stretched out my hand to beg and she gave it to me 😂

Poor thing. I’m 32 and she still can’t eat her food in peace! 💀

[ásà nwá 🥑🤎📸 @artsyada__]

he’s right where he wants to be like madddd😂😂😂😂😂

[adeoluhwuh🥀 @adeoluhwuh]

these are a few😶, still don’t know how I feel about them though, but my mom said they look really nice😭❤️

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

If we apologized to children more, we would have more adults that accept accountability for their actions.

[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

“THEY’RE TAKING OUR GOALS”

[Adenike Lanlehin @omotomilola]

I just overheard my 5yr old begging her sister (9) to please let her have her apples and grapes that she took to school but didn’t eat. Her sis replied “no, I want to eat them while I’m reading my Diary of a Wimpy Kid….”

Me in the kitchen munching THEEE apples and grapes ..

[PS⚡️ @Neelaasapphire]

Sugar cane women workers in India HAVE THEIR UTERUS REMOVED to avoid missing a single day of work.

This is where your misogyny should end and voice the inhumane working conditions of people across the world!

[Bella Hadidn’t @SkinwithLolami]

I have no interest in being around people who assign malicious intent to every mistake. If grace is reserved for no one, not even the people in your life, I can only imagine how harshly you judge strangers

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

you people won’t believe he was arrested by the DSS.

[Om @betterrcallom]

i think we should bring back the concept of waking up on weekends and watching cartoons first thing in the morning.

[uj @umeshjj7]

canada has a stretch of highway in toronto, ontario called the 401 that is the busiest highway in north america and on a friday afternoon it functions as the world’s largest parking lot.

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

Yes, I think adults need to be forced to say please and thank you too.

[mr. momentum @rakafunkmo]

Do you know how much of an oldhead you have to be to remember Goge Africa?