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ask me about my ergonomics

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@soggycinnamons Ace representation

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PC Music runoff setting their Spotify artist photo to a Notion employee drawing

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sign: “Joseph Fucking Biden”

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Protest signs feel like an A.I. (2001) “one last day with Twitter”

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Truly an underpowered move, absolutely 0 damage, a real caestus playthrough type shit

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Used to do a “vampire” mime towards strangers who I despised and who I wanted to disappear, on the street, at concerts, etc

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And why can’t I close my eyes in the street?

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A mighty wind

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Do you consider your friends “honorable?” If not, would you prefer them to be?

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Meet the Boss

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In Shadow Tower: Abyss, I’m saved at the area called Scouring Rush

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@worm_emoji Sheep bitch

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@worm_emoji You a sheep bitch

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His sign off is “so it goes.” He loves Vonnegut.

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I got into Fantano in 2012. I’ve seen a movie every other weekend since I was four. My mom was a French horn instructor at Oberlin. She used to be really into Radiohead when I was a kid - so cringe, right?

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My dad started a book review blog in his retirement, like 10 years ago. He got a big BookTok bump this last year. It’s so embarrassing - when I think about it, I want to kill myself

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I imagined a magical anime katana: When you are calm, you slice a clean razor-thin cut through your enemy. If you are attack in anger, the cut becomes wider and wider. Blinded by rage, one slice could erase a man.

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Is it illegal to point a finger gun at a stranger and “pull the trigger?” I want them to know I don’t want them around

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Obviously I would want to be a member of Boygenius. But I don’t think they’d accept me because of my differences.

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@asdkfjasdlfjd 🫂 hang in there bro