Halsey Geraghty

there is no deal

[Halsey Geraghty @funcollector]

#donaldtrump obviously wants a giant pat on the back, so let’s just give him one (on the way out)!Congrats Don, you broke record today in the stocks! Don’t worry, it has nothing to do with a new admin, don’t listen to those lefties.

[Halsey Geraghty @funcollector]

An earthquake on the east coast is the most scariest since no one here actually knows what an earthquake is. As a Californian I’m worried about my Nextdoor app feed...

[Halsey Geraghty @funcollector]

Apparently I only follow baseball and three washed out celebrities that continue to make me question why I’m on this garbage internet bullshit . Still love you tho lol

[Halsey Geraghty @funcollector]

Name your kid Aye so when people talk about them it makes them seem they’re talking about themselves

[Halsey Geraghty @funcollector]

He who hath follow thy any of these words becometh one thyself. In other words, don’t believe the word of anyone. Perhaps even yourself

[Halsey Geraghty @funcollector]

First tweet since 2013, feel old now? Feel irrelevant?

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snoop fucked up my feed

[Halsey Geraghty @funcollector]

tweeting seems to be for jr. high school students

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wait, did someone just fall from space? I don't get it 

[Halsey Geraghty @funcollector]

I always get anxious when Robert De Niro cries

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omg! pennywise is playing bfd! ha ha, I mean lmoa

[Halsey Geraghty @funcollector]

I'm STILL hungry