Joseph FunctionX

The gods won't do what MAN must do for himself. || WAGMI ||Runner

[Ben Zhang @un1c0rnioz]

Lost my phone at the office and spent 30 minutes turning the place over. Find My was disabled by MDM.

Out of ideas, I asked Claude how I could find it. It suggested tracking the Bluetooth signal strength, then wrote me a meter in about a minute.

I walked around watching the number climb. Found it.

Apparently you can just make the tool you need now.

Code: https://t.co/fmnISzHfZ2

[Joseph FunctionX @functionxstudio]

@m_ekeonuoha Oya, heed my words and remember it as columns now

[Joseph FunctionX @functionxstudio]

@thatneega_ Share link in DM Chief

[daniel zaheer fransix @danielfransix]

I recently gave a talk on generative ui at an event, made many new converts.

You can read my talk here: https://t.co/feWfurKtRA

[Joseph FunctionX @functionxstudio]

@Lord__Sarcastic @jideadekunle_ Word am

[Joseph FunctionX @functionxstudio]

@Temie__ Doings dey your resume

[Joseph FunctionX @functionxstudio]

@thatneega_ How is John Cena following you, I just followed.
Love your use of memes

[moyosore aderinoye @MAderinoye]

Obasanjo wrote a whole book about how HE ended the Biafran War.

But did he tell the full story?

I reviewed "My Command" so you don't have to wonder 👇

https://t.co/OIWPMc0EHd

#NigerianHistory #BookReview #AfricanBookTube

[Denzel @0xDenzel]

My new personal website is officially live (and like 90% done)! 🚀

I used to be strictly team Claude Opus, but Gemini 3.5 Flash (High) has closed the gap by a massive margin. Unreal how it oneshotted every single task today, even dynamically auto-correcting itself when it hit a roadblock. Crazy addition: I mentioned a missing meta image and it instantly downloaded the assets from Framer, rewrote all page tags to absolute URLs, and updated my Framer refactoring script & protocol so future updates are completely automated. 🤯

Here is everything i knocked out today:

Mailbox & Server: Created my new email on the VPS, bypassed Gmail rejections, and fixed OpenDKIM signatures.

Automated Backups: Set up a secure script to package server directories into encrypted ZIPs and upload them weekly to Google Drive via rclone.

Email Overhaul: Cleaned the entire live directory, swapping every instance of my old email with the new one across all HTML and Framer JS modules.

If you are still sleeping on Gemini for advanced development and sysadmin tasks, you are seriously missing out. 💯

Check out the new site here btw: https://t.co/QYZO6AimKp

[Joseph FunctionX @functionxstudio]

@OkohEbina @cavemanloverboy Time to sail the seas

[Adaeze Chukwu @senpaiadaa]

Most people trying to learn Product Management in Africa are wasting their time.

Not because they’re not smart.

But because they’re learning the wrong way.

Here are 5 real struggles no one talks about

[Joseph FunctionX @functionxstudio]

@Goodylili @gathoni_zarah Don't worry. I'll handle it.

[Joseph FunctionX @functionxstudio]

@olatheweb 😂😂😂
Na so my guy fall for valentine phishing trap for work

[Joseph FunctionX @functionxstudio]

@OkohEbina If they go low, I'm about to discover oil.

[Joseph FunctionX @functionxstudio]

@m_ekeonuoha Me, I'm living every other day, live Monday and skip Tuesday

[Joseph FunctionX @functionxstudio]

@xona_404 15km Stroll, God when?

[Joseph FunctionX @functionxstudio]

@0xDenzel Ah, this is crazy

[Joseph FunctionX @functionxstudio]

@Kuro_Lytes Valid af

[Ifihan 👩🏾‍🍳🛠️ @Ifihan_]

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