dollarstore focaccia

A national treasure and champagne socialist

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

Whatever Jehova witnessed I’ve seen worse

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

is it normal to have inside jokes with yourself that you laugh at subconsciously or is that schizophrenia

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’m not emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[kyra Ω @SHANESBIAN]

Me after saying 'There is' in french:

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I bring a “this isn’t actually urgent and can be done at a normal pace” energy to the workplace that managers hate.

[dollarstore focaccia @fundercation]

Iran closing the “straight” of Hormuz during pride month #ally

[dollarstore focaccia @fundercation]

She’s just like me

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Gamer Kylie Jenner says “Zelda is one of the best games ever” while talking about her first Breath of the Wild playthrough

She told the podcast she's “already conquered” one of the Divine Beasts

[julia @juumelo_]

is this psychosis or am I just so back

[b✨ @pYSLrada]

all of us tonight

[mo @fruitpibble]

computa make it stop

[𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖎 @thamieverywhere]

let’s call it a week guys, we did our best.

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

10:00 am - anything is possible
2:00 pm - but not today

[Nate Esparza @Nate_Esparza]

“Unlock with Face ID”

Me:

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

I need a Pitt style medical drama but it’s set in a Pokemon Center.

[Queen Liza🩷🤍💙 @KrystalWolfyAlt]

magical girl

[dollarstore focaccia @fundercation]

fk ya

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

High Noon warns consumers that some of its vodka seltzers were accidentally labeled as Celsius energy drinks.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“I’m going to be so productive when I get home”

Also me when I get home :

[Sinnoh🌙 @sinnoh_CEO]

good morning

[Jay CRITICS CHOICE AWARD NOMINATED Kay ✨ @JayKay_4evr]

evil doesn’t die, it reinvents itself