fundi wa mbao

naenda ivi nakam...

[cuban 🍂 @cubantobacco]

the pH of the vagina is so acidic it can completely dissolve $1.25T in market capitalization

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

You are driving at 100 kilometres per hour, but a bus with 60+ people overtakes you and disappears within seconds... 😆😆😆. I have not boarded a bus in more than 10 years, and I don't intend to, but we need to reintroduce speed governors...

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

*tracks down her father’s killer, shoots hundreds of his body guards

Female actor on reaching the real killer:

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Narrating how u were scammed and realize midway that ure one of the most stupid people alive

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

My worst nightmare is inviting someone who doesn’t know when to go home, to my house. Like… I want to work without feeling like I’m ignoring you or I need to believe you have things to do & you’re someone important to other people too. 😭

[Hammer Hammer Ke @HammerHamm026]

😅😅😅

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

mfs will refuse to date a stripper and then go for a nurse

[Kadi🇪🇪🌻 @TheFl0orIsLaVa]

😼

[B.I.G @Austo_OG]

kabla uweke hio woofer yako full blast, kumbuka kuna msee kwa ploti alikuwa night shift

[Trader Theory @tradertheory]

"Sorry I can't hang out I'm poor"

Bank balance: $500
Trading account: $1.6M

[fundi wa mbao @fundi_ke]

@losttrader6 😂😂

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[cryptocapo @iking_emkey1]

Trying to convince KRA that I've made only 100$ this year and convince the bank I've made 7000$ legally is some shit I go through every year

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Gynaecologists giving you privacy to undress is the most pointless professional courtesy😂

[Khalid @GeoStrat_Khalid]

Kenya needs nuclear energy, thats the only way we can produce enough power for ourselves and reduce reliance on imports. All those wind turbines and solar panels are irrelevant. Kenya needs nuclear energy!

[Kerry 🇰🇪 @kerubo_hillary]

As early as 6 am unapata very young kids, walking to school
Mtoto wa preschool anaenda shule hiyo asubuhi yote akafanye nini?
Na mwalimu ako likely kufika shule 8 am
Mnatesa watoto huku nje sana

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

i think some of us were designed for small villages where we could become permanently fond of like twelve people and one strange bird.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

A petition has been filed at the High Court in Nairobi seeking to stop commercial banks from unilaterally raising interest rates, default charges, and other loan-related fees.

Filed by Francis Awino, the case seeks conservatory orders against the Central Bank of Kenya (CBK), the Attorney General, and the Kenya Bankers Association.