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[fund 🪖 @fundingexe]

bonkguy has been shilling $USELESS for a year straight while the BONK ecosystem is literally dying in front of our eyes

> lost everything on 10/10
> missed the entire Robinhood ecosystem
> shilled $PONS at ATH

washed

[Unipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') 🎒 @theunipcs]

$USELESS is going to be the $DOGE / $SHIB type runner of this new cycle

if you don't get why...

sorry i don't have the time to explain it to you!

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

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[Ansem 🐂🀄️ @blknoiz06]

i am holding some great coins

[DonAlt @DonAlt]

You'd think Trump dumping his crypto
Ending deals
And generally trying to wash his hands off of it

Would be bearish

But crypto is better off without his grifting hands on it
The further away he gets from this space the better for all of us, both for perception and for price

[Laurence Delisle 🦄 @ldelisle09]

Pools 🐸

[爱因斯坦一撇 @EinsteinYipie]

.@Uniswap @haydenzadams
You guys really dropped the ball hard on this launchpad again.

Before it even launched, @zacklabadie was spamming multiple coins nonstop, and @haydenzadams kept dropping subtle hints in the replies — fully hyping everyone up and maxing out expectations.

Then the pools website was lagging like crazy and took forever to go live. Once it finally dropped, the official account was just posting vague hype and empty promises with a super unclear stance.

They didn’t support their own coins, a bunch of same-name tokens were fighting each other for attention, and zero support for the actual builders.

Even the most basic website indexing was broken — a bunch of older tokens just vanished from it, triggering full-blown panic dumps.

The most obvious one is liluni:native. @econoar is openly the CTO, @DeGodsNFT, @traderpow and the whole squad were pushing it — stacked lineup that was supposed to bring natural traffic to @TradePools. But the official team couldn’t even get the basic website display working.

@haydenzadams is still posting, but he doesn’t seem to get that he should be supporting the community. It’s like he lost that original fire overnight and suddenly started following the Pons founder @MEADGod instead.

I’m seriously disappointed in @Uniswap this time. And this isn’t even their first time — they did @unichain, and last month they launched another launchpad called @UniswapAuctions. Both have been flops so far.

Honestly? Either don’t do a launchpad at all, or actually do it properly.

Might be too early to call it, but I hope they can turn this around and prove me wrong.

[jussy @jussy_world]

$BONK flipped Pumpfun in launchpad market share exactly one year ago

Since then:

- Market share collapsed from 70% to 0.08%

- Token down 95% from ATHs and July 2025 highs

- BonkDAO got drained of $20M in a governance attack

- Upbit just announced delisting BONK from September 7

- Products shut down, platforms flagged, revenue a fraction of peak

What went wrong?

[𝗵𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿 @bfresh]

UPDATE:

@Arbitrum adds another 451 RWAs bringing its total tokenized asset count to 3,207

[me 🪲 @mememe69696969]

Uniswap employees farming Robinhood chain

[Easy @NotSoEasyMoney]

I wish I could say I was surprised...

Uniswap, instead of launching an aggregator for Robinhood launchpads, decides to launch their own

Sure enough, they launched it and assumed their "novel" fee structure would return value to the coins on it

In reality sometimes increasing depth of liquidity works both ways, limits upside as much as it prevents extended downside price action

&& now the market is accepting that the Pools launchpad is really nothing special, and people would rather back $PONS

Pons on a tear today.
Up 15% on the week
&& up 65% on the daily.

The best part about crypto, money talks.

[Pools @TradePools]

hollup..............................

let him cook

[fund 🪖 @fundingexe]

gm 🪖

[cloudz @cloudz]

Bros this was over a year ago already 😭

[Unipeg @unipegv4]

A new kind of on-chain object. Not an NFT. Not a token in the conventional sense.

Built on @Uniswap v4 hooks. The name will make sense by the end.

[Hayden Adams 🦄 @haydenzadams]

The technical design for auto-compounding liquidity is pretty sexy and a personal contribution of mine to https://t.co/fr2Dy4haAC

How it works:

The liquidity position is deposited into a smart contract with one simple rule - anyone can withdraw all unclaimed fees for that position, as long as they increase the size of that liquidity position by 0.2%

So fees grow over time and the moment they're worth more than 0.2% of the liquidity, a searcher is naturally incentivized to add 0.2% to the pool and claim the fees

Its a super simple, clean mechanism based on the Uniswap token jar

And honestly it would work for automcompounding regular Uniswap LP positions to. So we're adding it to the roadmap!!

[Frank @frankdegods]

welp uniswap launchpad is kinda a nothing burger so far

launchpads are commodities now and the only differentiator is marketing

you can’t enter the launchpad game in 2026 and expect to grow without helping the coins themselves grow

idk why i thought it would be different