FundyRules Creating Calvinite Caricatures: Hoss

Satire: Not True Truth but satirical spin to illustrate the ridiculousness of the ridiculous. Hayhayhaymen. Have a sense of humor. Don’t doubt me.

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Bunch of low-life, bald-headed, pot-bellied, good for nothing deacons.
Kidd said similarly.

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Kiddism day is tomorrow! Get ready.

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@wadelentz Very sad to read this. You know our anti-Calvinite ministry is strong don’t you?

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Dr. Kidd’s final song as the senior pastor.

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First went swanging and now there is not a church in North Carolina or Tenn whose pastor practices shoe throwing. The departure of OTR is sure hard to take.

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@PastorLoving I just need to know you are wit me through thick and thin.

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With my impending retirement from Twitter along with that of several of my anti-Calvinite Anon friends- perhaps we should have a day of Kiddisms including things we think he might say.

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@FundyBB @goldencorral Looking forward to our full time tent revival ministry- 12 months a year, rain, snow, or hair plugs- we will be rebuking Calvinites. Money!!!

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@FundyBB Makes me puking sick.

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This is the end. It’s been a fun ride.

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@FundyBB DR-549 is a Calvinite.

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I can’t take it. Today was the official last day the greatest of all time is the senior pastor. DR-549 can’t hold a candle to him. Calvinitism has taken over. This is the end. My mission has failed.

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With the resignation of Dr. Kidd I am thinking that it is about time for me to hang it up as well. Losing a general in the anti-Calvinite army is too much for me to bear.

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@PastorLoving I will miss his sweetness and how he never even needed a text. Calvinites always use text.

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@PastorLoving He was a legendary expositor. RIP.

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@FundyBB Don’t that make you puking sick, brother? I think NC may soon fall to Calvinites, Calvinitism, and Calvinitology. We are losing the battle. I’m weary, worn, and wary of those wasted wormy weasel wine-dranking Calvinites.

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Not a Calvinite church in North Carolina has Sunday night church anymore. Think about that. Bunch of two-bit non-hair-transfusion idiots.

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Those Anon boys are disgusting critics. They make me puking sick.

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@FundyBB D. R. 549 had something to do with this. Very sad day in the Anon world. We must petition to bring him back.