Ashley

[tay @hairball1952]

thinking about how laptops used to have built in dvd players

[Eamo @EamoAlt]

I feel like the "Jeffrey Epstein" that been built up over the years across our internet zeitgeist with jokes and memes has kinda numbed people to the fact this was a real man who was actively trafficking and raping children of all ages, for decades.

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

wow they really said

[Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01]

“I’m sorry if one of your billionaire donors is going to get embarrassed because he went to rape island.” -Rep Thomas Massie

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

@MittRomney Sigh…welcome to the resistance, Mitt Romney

[Libertarian Mama 🔔 @LibertarianMama]

Then: The Epstein files don’t exist.

Now: There are so many Epstein files that we didn’t even have time to redact them all in 30 days.

Your government thinks you’re stupid.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

This is the scene I knew Home Alone 2 belonged in the conversation for greatest sequel ever

[𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊𝚑 𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚏𝚏 @yeahrightgirlhg]

how it feels to buy my husband expensive Christmas gifts with his money

[Monica Venzke @monicavenzke]

How it feels to go to a Target in the suburbs and not have to ask an employee to let the toothpaste out of jail

[Goodreads @goodreads]

Paperbacks for daily reading.
Hardcovers for the books you just can't wait for.
E-readers for having your entire library at your fingertips.
Audiobooks for when your mind is free while your body is busy.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Historians in 2369 trying to figure out what JD Vance looked like

[autist @litteralyme0]

When you've been in bed with your eyes closed since 10pm and It's currently 3am

[𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰 ✨🎵 @Hoang_HQ]

It’s been an exhausting six years for everybody.😤

[Ashley @funes_ashley]

@cryst6ls @Michaeleen

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

A new study has shown that Raccoons are showing early signs of domestication

The University of Arkansas found that urban raccoons have smaller snouts, a sign of domestication syndrome

[lia @tallsnail]

unfortunately for my husband, I am once again firing up the janky cold war-era claymation christmas specials that shaped my psyche

my children will inherit this burden

[Adam Carlson @admcrlsn]

Millennials: