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None Of Your Fucken Business

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Yo mamas so old, her first Christmas Was the first Christmas

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Yo mama is so short she accidentally committed suicide by jumping off her bed

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@FunnyPicsDepot

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Me: does your ass have all-state insurance ?
Girl: no why?
Me: well do u want it to be in good hands?

[Words @wordstionary]

Round of applause

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little kids are too real 😭

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What's the speed limit of sex? 68 cause at 69 you have to turn around

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school is like a boner
long and hard

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playing flappy bird
me: oh yes come on I'm almost at my high score
***hits the pipe***
ME: FUUUCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

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friend : I'm claustiphobic
stupid person: what does that mean?
stranger: it means he's afraid of Santa clause

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im always planning on going to bed early but 5 hours later im wide awake scrolling down on my phone and watching Netflix

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me: can I go to the washroom
teacher: why?
me: to slay the magical dragon why the hell do you think why?

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#LOL

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yo mama is so fat, when she heard it was chilly outside she ran and grabbed a bowl

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#funny#lol#haha

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My eating schedule: Breakfast Snack Brunch Snack Lunch Snack Snack Pre dinner Dinner Snack Dessert Snack Midnight snack Repeat

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sometimes when jokes arent funny