Simon Ferocious

the itch of the just meets the call of the weird

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The cats decorated for us last night I guess

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@erikkain Someone dig up Patrick Ferguson and tell him his death was unrealistic pls

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They are back at it folks

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Shout-out to my upstairs neighbor who has a bluegrass band but appears to listen exclusively to Sabrina Carpenter

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Feeling good about myself lately

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@doctorow I'm sure you're familiar with Peter Thiel's "Competition is for Losers" lecture, but I've just become aware of it reading "Empire of AI" on the heels of reading "Enshittification." Damn, not only are you right about monopolies, but these guys are proudly admitting it!

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The idea of saying "see you in court!" to someone's lawyer is so funny to me. Sounds great buddy, I get paid to be seen in court

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@Vend7_ @nqptunes @NerdeenKiswani You don't see incredibly wealthy women doing MOST jobs though. Being working-class doesn't automatically make you a helpless rube. I assume Meghan Trainor can pay well. Why are we writing her surrogate's narrative without hearing from her at all?

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

Not too clued up on this ICE thing but I was reading about how in the antebellum period there were these drunken moron slave catchers who would go into northern states and kill like twenty people and fail to catch a runaway slave and this is something the US has invented, again?

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@Bill_Owen @howie_schlong @aaronjmate @GregGrandin My doctor said being friends with a child sex trafficker is bad and if you can't see that you belong in a zoo

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@Bill_Owen @howie_schlong @aaronjmate @GregGrandin Virginia Guiffre

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@maurimaluff

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@AirySplatricks @Fortnitemew Yes! We have one for our cat. We call it the idiot bowl. It's great

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@Madmaddingcrowd happy birthday!!!

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@CaptainSaphfics @KallenYae Even real turnouts are not flattering I look like a fat little bumblebee 🥲

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@yanewhere @BMO This happened to me today with my MORTGAGE payment 🫠 they said "end of the day" when I called

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@CBorglum @dieworkwear Exactly. I'm more impressed by a man with one Patek Philippe than a man with 3 Rolexes, partly because the latter SO BADLY wants to impress and doesn't even know how

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@Madmaddingcrowd

[Peter TOTO💜 @petermarietoto]

what if the miss piggy movie is a shot for shot remake of TÁR

[Block Club Chicago @BlockClubCHI]

These Chicago restaurants are offering free or discounted meals during SNAP pause: https://t.co/yHibkNN9JI

[Jeff D @jeffdingy]

I haaaate gay guy Halloween, what do you mean I was Lady Gaga searching for evidence at the Capitol after the insurrection on Jan 6th? 🕵🏼‍♀️

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A congressional candidate for my district is complaining on Reddit that the Bailey family chopper crash is getting so much coverage... bestie I hate rich people too but a 10yo just lost his whole family and they're still picking bits out of the grass, a Take is not required atm