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Humor is right here! Just enjoy it!!

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Fish With Amazing Talents https://t.co/NHv5NNfBXT

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"The United States...311,591,917 people trying to keep it real, and 7,000 plastic surgeons trying to convince them otherwise."

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l'm that friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce me and apologize about afterwards.

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That annoying moment when you have to remove your headphones because you think someone is talking to you.

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What happens when you delete the Recycle Bin?

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if a number is not divisible by 5 or 2 i get very uncomfortable

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l'm starting a band strictly for fat people. lt's called 0BCD.

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"We all have that friend that acts innocent, but understands all the dirty jokes."

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But enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do Y0U think of me?

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Writing. Like. This. Doesnt. Make. Your. Point. Any. Stronger. lt. Makes. lt. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma.

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do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no i do not have time for this shit”

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Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

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Cop cars should play the jaws themesong.

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'Username or Password lncorrect' You couldn't just tell me which one?

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"When l say “wow, that’s crazy”, 99 percent of the time, it means l haven’t been listening to a word of your conversation."

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Taking forever in the shower because you like to stand there..Just thinking about life.

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i feel like every week i’m just like “i need to get through this week”

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TWlTTER = Typing What l'm Thinking To Everyone Reading.

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That awkward moment when you want to scare someone but they take too long to come out.

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"Freak out your neighbors. Name your wifi ""FBl Surveillance Van""."