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So genuinely how did anyone get tickets to see Hilary Duff in London...was 15k in the queue for presale, 1800th in queue for the general sale 😭

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@fab_mrtz @HilaryDuff How bc I was 15k in the queue 🥲

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Please talk to your doctor today about your skin chemistry, Moonwalk Memorie

(Tresor Midnight Rose by Lancome) #fragrance #Perfume

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Grandma, what rancid dry down you have!

(Fenty by Fenty)

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Thank you, C-Sauce

(Chevrefeuille by Creed)

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A true *chameleon* of a scent by Zoologist

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I just wish this reviewer would be a bit more specific is all

(Chipmunk - Zoologist) #fragrance #perfume

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⭐️⭐️⭐️New SenselessReviews post just dropped ⭐️⭐️⭐️

...the only content regarding the Will Smith debacle I care to read about 🙏

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Note to all, do not light a match near someone wearing Dior Fahrenheit

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@CitoyenneClark Alpha chads dont truly need sharp senses of smell, they just know based on how chicks respond 💪

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Alpha chads wear Creed aventus

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Thank u, no

(Thank u, next by Ariana Grande)

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Oh yea, it's Royal Mayfair by Creed. Obvs.

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was not expecting the words "maybe not the worst" to come after a description of the smell of an emabalmed royal

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Fritos Bean Dip is a name you can trust, so hand over your 🎈🎈

(Velvet - Commodity) #fragrance #perfume

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Thank you to Reddit for suggesting Frangrantica user Fruit Diet's reviews

(Giorgio Beverly Hills)

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How I picture Frangrantica user god-infected

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Honey are you okay? You've barely touched your "Sunday mental health unit flowers" perfume!

(Insolence by Guerlain)

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Hello to all my new followers! Here's a little poll treat for you all. Please vote with your heart, really need this data to be accurate -- 🙏 question is: What fragance is most likely to get you laid?

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The nectar of Eros ⭐️💕💕💕aka -- Patrick by Sponge Bob Square Pants