M.S Hemway

27 yr old hot mess w/ copious amounts of sarcasm. artist. writer. singer. Draco Jason 🐱🐍 Casino Marketing. what’s my life about? Bipolar depression. 💕5/28/20

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When you try to watch the new Dahmer series but the guy who plays Dahmer looks a creepily lot like your ex…. #yikes

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Play Weed Inc with me and grow your Idle Weed business: https://t.co/B0mSuqi5a6

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Check out Satisfying_Az's video! #TikTok https://t.co/GXjFes9ADf

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Play Weed Inc with me and grow your Idle Weed business: https://t.co/B0mSuqi5a6 I’m bored here’s a game

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Welcome to level 10 of jumangi. #TrumpHasCovid

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You make me happy #teamshamilton #LoveStory

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#supportyourlocaltrashpandas feeling straight tired #sumsitup

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Having bug bites on your feet is the same thing as the devil mocking you. #fuckbugs #fuckbugbites #IveHadEnoughOf

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So I go to the restroom at work yesterday, and I saw a players card on the tp dispenser. The name on it was Karen.
I’m sure she’s talking to the manager of the players cage right now. Godspeed my dude. #tuesdayvibes

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#wholeassmood #cowboycatisdispleased

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#sumsitup #supportyourlocaltrashpandas

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Having a beer after a long day. Edibles too. With the man #nopantsparty #coronabeer #notthevirus #supportyourlocaltrashpandas

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“Why do you smoke king mountains?” Because they’re laced with peyote duh! #cigarette #indiansmokeshopjoke #imfunny

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So I just found out that Amsterdam has weed coffee shops. Get with the fucking times Reno!!!! #weedislegal

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#NewProfilePic

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My boyfriend and I legitimately had a conversation about eating trash and getting hit by a car at work #supportyourlocaltrashpandas

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Uber needs to step their game up. First I can’t a ride home from the bar then I can’t get coffee, #cycling #newbeginnings #uber

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Bitch cleans up nice #birthdaygirl #LoveWithoutLimits

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#drunk

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Back to the twitter grind bitches!!! #newbeginnings #newman #27andstilllyoing #chillin