Luke Funk

Actor, Singer, The Institute For American Musical Theatre

Instagram: funk_luke

[Luke Funk @funk_luke]

@Zack_magaig Lie

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@PressSec Get bent. You are so hateful even satan would turn his back on you. Can’t wait to see you in prison you hag

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@PressSec Fuck you. You suck. Grow up. And stop being a disgrace.

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@PressSec Can she crawl back into the crock pot from which she came from please? No one asked for
Her. She needs confession like no one else. People hate being lied to by hateful people who should burn in hell.

[Luke Funk @funk_luke]

@WhiteHouse @POTUS Can he fuck off. Unless you’re a wealthy white man, he doesn’t give a flying fuck about you. Never has. Never will. People have to stop buying into his bullshit and lies.

[Luke Funk @funk_luke]

@JoJoFromJerz Oh I love you.

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@Ames2420 This a graviton

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@MM1858503 @ABC This isn’t the flex you think it is.

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I entered the Harry Potter Lottery for $40 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/AnN53TW5wK

[Luke Funk @funk_luke]

@jdance558 We need to start hanging out more cuz this tweet is what my life should be hahaha

[Luke Funk @funk_luke]

I used to pull toilet paper like I was spinning the damn wheel of fortune...not anymore folks

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Worst part of this quarantine for me is being alone. Never have I wanted a roommate, or honestly a dog, more. But at least there is no fighting over the remote! 🙃🙃

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If you go out to eat/ drink, for the love of god, TIP the bartenders and servers. We are out here working and don’t have the luxury of working from home. I get there is a lot going on but that doesn’t mean you can treat people with any less respect.

[Luke Funk @funk_luke]

@AmazonHelp Yes

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@amazon and @BestBuy — I bought this tv and when I turned it on for the first time this is what I saw. Neither of you seems willing to fix the problem. Just send me a new tv. It’s clear this one is broken and beyond repair. Don’t tell me to “buy a new one” #CustomerService #help

[Luke Funk @funk_luke]

I get home and am starving - I order @UberEats and wait...nothing. I call and they say sometimes there are delays. 90 minutes isnt a delay: its a neglect to get the order. I could have at least been notified of the significant delay. I cancelled and wont use them for a while.

[Luke Funk @funk_luke]

To the person who paid for their 49 dollar bar tab with coins...f*ck you. Im not a bank.

[Luke Funk @funk_luke]

I entered to win $25 Lottery tickets to see "The Music
Man" directed by Mary Zimmerman at
@GoodmanTheatre on @TodayTix! #MusicMan
Enter here: https://t.co/5iKgTUdRY3

[Luke Funk @funk_luke]

Thank you to everyone who wasn’t an ass today. Special thanks to people who said “thank you for working while we enjoy the holiday,” it really means a lot to hear that.

[Luke Funk @funk_luke]

Update: dad finally showed up. It’s about damn time sir.

[Luke Funk @funk_luke]

I’m sitting by the lake eating lunch before work this afternoon...there is a kid swimming but no one is watching him. Don’t care if I’m late to work I’m staying until there is someone watching this kid. ...btw the lifeguard is sitting in a room watching TV.