Maria Thomas

[Maria Thomas @funkaphobic]

Pink latte millennials are the worst, right?

[Maria Thomas @funkaphobic]

@b0mb_Shel @NYCMayor @NYCTSubway Yes! There’s no reason I can think of for why anyone to stop the train in an emergency. Whatever the emergency is, it’s safer to get to the next stop and exit then be stuck in the tunnel for 15 minutes. This was so traumatic. Also my friend’s face is fucked up from being trampled

[Maria Thomas @funkaphobic]

@pooyorkcity Someone must have flashed a gun, separate from the mother who left their child at the stop. That level of panic couldn’t have simply been from a mother pulling the break. Also, the train had not stopped when the stampede began, seems like the break was pulled after.

[Maria Thomas @funkaphobic]

@pooyorkcity I was one of the girls who took the Tylenol lol (thank you). There is no way that this is just related to the woman who was separated from her child. People ran into our train while it was in motion, screaming “RUN FOR YOUR LIVES GET TO THE NEXT TRAIN.”

[NPR @NPR]

A Georgia man lied about his small business in his application for federal COVID relief aid and then used the majority of the money he received —$57,789 — to buy a single Pokémon card, prosecutors say.
https://t.co/TZugPci35v

[Bernd Pulverer @BerndPulverer]

Bizarre: global media celebrating the world's highest carbon footprint & most elitist recreational activity during increasingly unhinged climate episodes (Bezos & Branson in space same week as flooding in Europe + fire/heat in North America). Sustainability? Lets wake up.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

“Why is ⁦@JeffBezos⁩ flying to space? Because billionaires think Earth is a sinking ship. He and his fellow space-obsessed billionaires are exactly like the rich men aboard the Titanic who pushed others aside to jump into lifeboats.” https://t.co/30ukqKv9J4

[Bloodhound @Bloodhoundtruth]

@MysterySolvent Inedible.

[Maria Thomas @funkaphobic]

I want to get sucked into a YouTube rabbit hole right now

[Maria Thomas @funkaphobic]

Can someone tell me who Trisha Paytas is

[Kayla @_666_6]

Just remembered my name is Kayla... wtf

[Maria Thomas @funkaphobic]

This can’t be real

[Maria Thomas @funkaphobic]

But you’re not

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

As a New Yorker, I am a Muslim. I am a Jew. I am Black. I am gay. I am a woman seeking to control her body. We are one New York​.

[Maria Thomas @funkaphobic]

No, I don’t want no scrubs. ✌️✋👊🖕

[Maria Thomas @funkaphobic]

@zdubz_ Take me to bridge town Zoe 🌉🏘

[Maria Thomas @funkaphobic]

Also thinking of going corporate. Does anyone know of office space to rent

[Maria Thomas @funkaphobic]

Looking to build a #nerdsquad I want to crunch numbers and make graphs. Get inside a lab...

[alexis @lexrobaczewski]

today is the anniversary of when @_jennbueti_’s braces were removed. I remember walking into the bathroom and watching jenn take them off by herself with a pair of pliers. Never been more proud of her!

!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱

[Maria Thomas @funkaphobic]

I want to be cast as Oedipus Rex in a play.