Emmalee

professional horse girl, professional lesbian, amateur comedian | 26

[Emmalee @funkemup]

People in congress should make a very high salary because it prevents you from having other employment and forces you to maintain 2 expensive residences, and being independently wealthy should not be a requirement to be elected

[ali @alibrooke4ever]

waitress is not about a teenage girl in a blue city getting pregnant and keeping it, it’s about a grown woman in an abusive relationship in a rural red state getting pregnant like…also it was written by a new mom who cast her own daughter…very very different imo

[Emmalee @funkemup]

I’ve seen enough Abigail Spanberger for President

[Gayest Tone @gayest_tone]

Regrettably Iran’s commitment to the tenets of Islam means they cannot deploy the most destructive anti Marine weapon - the high interest financing plan

[Emmalee @funkemup]

Space travel is silly and probably a waste of resources however, rocket cool

[Emmalee @funkemup]

Why did they yassify Kirk cousins

[Emmalee @funkemup]

iPhone charger generation gap relationship

[advanced nanobubbler tech @facetedcarapace]

Interesting that everyone is suggesting limiting ChatGPT instead of simply making a deadlier lemonade so it can compete.

[Emmalee @funkemup]

Had the most lesbian experience of my entire lesbian life (went to Henrietta Hudson’s with my ex and multiple strangers told us we looked like we were in love and then she told me she loved me at the end of the night)

[Denims @DenimsTV]

Evergreen headline

[Emmalee @funkemup]

Wow that was fast

[Tim @trouble_man90]

He barely got 50% of the vote. He has the worst performance of the entire evening

[cabral @doctor_cabral]

It’s a beautiful day

[vivafalastin 🇵🇸 @vivafalastin]

dick cheney died rather than see a muslim mayor of new york. alhamdulillah jihad is already winning

[Emmalee @funkemup]

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[maria @resistancestan]

mamdani bros are like just this one bro trust me bro this one is different bro

[Emmalee @funkemup]

Thoughts and prayers to the 15 first round draft picks next year who are going to end up playing for the Jets

[Emmalee @funkemup]

We should let sports players gamble but they’re only allowed to bet on themselves to win

[merrin @wowzowee]

Everyone wants to make fun of “coworker music” but nobody wants to talk about “roommate food”

[Paul Landefeld @plandefeld410]

Twitter leftists will be like “oh you organized 10 million people to participate in a superficial protest? That fails in effectiveness to my strategy of organizing a general strike” and then can’t organize a general strike

[Emmalee @funkemup]

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