Nik Cooke 💙

Not all treasure’s silver and gold, mate... savvy?

[Nik Cooke 💙 @funkifellah]

@noprobsju @RobertCrawford You can have lopsided, or you can have lob-on. You can even have a lopsided, lob-on. But I draw the line at lobsided… sorry 😁

[Nik Cooke 💙 @funkifellah]

@noprobsju Your house looks like an immaculate show house Jules, how about a video tour? I bet there’s never anything out of place is there 🤣

[Nik Cooke 💙 @funkifellah]

@noprobsju What’s for Sunday lunch today?

[Nik Cooke 💙 @funkifellah]

@noprobsju Dunked in room service’s luxury hot chocolate I hope.

[Nik Cooke 💙 @funkifellah]

@noprobsju Wish I looked that good on a Monday morning JJ, have a fab week! Soon be Friday!

[Nik Cooke 💙 @funkifellah]

@noprobsju Hahaha that would be amazing thank you! But do you have to make more… has that batch been demolished already? I bet you took them into work and within a minute had nothing but a plate of crumbs and the lingering aroma of exquisite indulgence.

[Nik Cooke 💙 @funkifellah]

@noprobsju And in another totally unrelated matter, I just walked past the mirror and caught a glimpse of my reflection and thought… you look proper hungry Nik.

[Nik Cooke 💙 @funkifellah]

@noprobsju Came across this, quite randomly, on that there t’internet. Thought it might come in useful, should anyone of a curious nature be casually browsing this post.

[Nik Cooke 💙 @funkifellah]

@noprobsju @GreggsOfficial I believe you would too

[Nik Cooke 💙 @funkifellah]

@noprobsju @GreggsOfficial Haha please tell me you don’t. Don’t taint the pint of perfection that is moretti. Although Madri is a worthy contender for the crown. I’m on the fence at the moment, but moretti may be slip-sliding into second place.

[Nik Cooke 💙 @funkifellah]

@noprobsju @GreggsOfficial But jokes aside, those pasties look as good as anything I’ve ever seen. You appear to be a very talented chef young Jules, have you considered selling your wares? I’d buy ‘em by the truckle.

[Nik Cooke 💙 @funkifellah]

@noprobsju @GreggsOfficial OMG, they look insanely delicious!! How does a man get his hands on your rolls Jules?

[Nik Cooke 💙 @funkifellah]

@MooooonRiver_ @noprobsju Having processed this, I think we’ve definitely squeezy-cheesed every last crumb out of this. Cheese strings has finished me. So if you want any more fromage me then… hard cheese!

[Nik Cooke 💙 @funkifellah]

@MooooonRiver_ @noprobsju Edam there’s some punny buggers on here. I Swiss I’d thought of them, even if some are a bit cheesy, they’re still very Fenni. So Leicester it up and see if I Philly get the Brie(f). It’s no Goude, I can’t stink of any more. If you can then for Gorwydd’s sake Cheddarn Caerphilly.

[Nik Cooke 💙 @funkifellah]

@noprobsju Cheesus Jules.. cheese puns… how extra mature of you. Well… anything you fondue, I fondue feta.

[Nik Cooke 💙 @funkifellah]

@noprobsju While you’re repenting your sins, everyone else in church will be multiplying theirs.