Captain Crashout

Amateur adult, Chilis enthusiast, Fan of Fun

[Captain Crashout @funkmaster080]

Thanks Barack!

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to @CoachDustyMay, Elliot Cadeau, and @UMichBBall on winning their first title since 1989! This team dominated the tournament from start to finish. Well deserved. Go Blue!

[Captain Crashout @funkmaster080]

I got you today🤞 @TreyBurke

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

Michigan by TKO.

[Captain Crashout @funkmaster080]

@johnelton @bryantparknyc @BirdCentralPark You gotta see this shit @odestinky

[Maxx Crosby @CrosbyMaxx]

Everything Happens For A Reason. Believe Nothing You Hear & Half Of What You See. Im A Raider. I’m Back. Run That Sh*t. 🦅🏴‍☠️

[Captain Crashout @funkmaster080]

Spider webbing windshields

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I love this nigga like you couldn’t imagine

[Captain Crashout @funkmaster080]

@pac12 @BroncoSports @CSURams @FSAthletics @GonzagaBulldogs @BeaverAthletics @GoAztecs @TxStateBobcats @USUAthletics @WSUCougars What happening to the game I love

[Captain Crashout @funkmaster080]

I miss when albums had skits

[Captain Crashout @funkmaster080]

@Underwood_szn They don’t him LeRoddy for nothing

[Captain Crashout @funkmaster080]

@BleacherReport “Coop” tryna mess w Santi Aldama

[Captain Crashout @funkmaster080]

@ShamsCharania @Kdawk14

[Michigan Football @UMichFootball]

Rod Moore + Turnover Buffs 😎

[Captain Crashout @funkmaster080]

@BriceMarich @h_m_b7689 you’re a busy fella #RenaissanceMan

[Captain Crashout @funkmaster080]

@WembyLover1 Mr. Wembylover, I would love to know the 5 teams you think will beat Michigan

[Captain Crashout @funkmaster080]

Accidentally emailed my boss “Before I goon” instead of “Before I go on”

[Captain Crashout @funkmaster080]

@odestinky Corporal Cheerful initiating Operation Optimism

[Captain Crashout @funkmaster080]

You either die Admiral Awesome or live long enough to become Captain Crashout

[Captain Crashout @funkmaster080]

@WillyJfan

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