Sarah

[Sarah @FunkMasterFinch]

Happy New Year ✨
Manifesting ‘take care’ energy.
This is the year where we can say no and not have to give a reason!
You don’t owe anyone, anything 🙂
Look after yourself 💋

[greg @greg16676935420]

🚨BREAKING: Jake Paul has challenged Jimmy Carter (age 100) to a boxing match after beating Mike Tyson (age 58)

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Prime @MikeTyson would have destroyed @jakepaul in 90 seconds. A 58yr-old Tyson went 8 rounds against a much fitter and very capable boxer half his age. Mock him all you like, but Mike’s got the heart of a lion, balls of steel, and will always be an absolute legend.

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

Tyson paying homage to Rikishi

[DontShoot @jboaz08]

Only time my Netflix wasn’t buffering this is what I see

[Hank Azaria @HankAzaria]

Chief Wiggum, Springfield PD, here… they’re doing WHAT?

[Sarah @FunkMasterFinch]

@Pandora_UK are you releasing a Halloween charm this year?

[Sarah @FunkMasterFinch]

@JohnLewisRetail are your Christmas decorations out in store yet?

[Sarah @FunkMasterFinch]

Finally sitting down to watch Breaking Bad, I have to admit Walt is just a complete wanker. I said what I said. #BreakingBad

[Sarah @FunkMasterFinch]

Nero was the best supporting character in a series 👏🏼
#SonsOfAnarchy

[Sarah @FunkMasterFinch]

Congratulations @JasminePaolini 🇮🇹❤️ you played an AMAZING match! You deserved to win it! Next year for sure 🎾❤️

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Found a lump, got it checked, it was the dreaded Big C, had my testicle removed, I feel like half a man, but I get to see my girls grow up. Get your self checked guys.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I've had a pet cat for about 7 months now, i mean technically hes not mine, he lives over at number 38 but he likes it here better he told me so.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Leclerc leaves his radio on, you can tell how difficult F1 is by how hard he’s breathing

[On The News @On_The_News_UK]

This family ran up a £329 food bill and skipped out on paying. From what I can see from replies, they live in Swansea

Let's get them found, £329 is a huge loss in the food industry

Let's play detective!

[Sarah @FunkMasterFinch]

Sharon brought a gun to a knife fight 😮‍💨

[Sharon Osbourne @MrsSOsbourne]

In response @AmandaHolden

[Sarah @FunkMasterFinch]

@SoVeryBritish Red or brown sauce on a bacon butty

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Warhammer dudes should get jobs as nail technicians, transferrable skills would be insane. Love the thought of beauty salons filled up with massive bearded blokes.

[Sarah @FunkMasterFinch]

@KITKAT 🍫

[Sarah @FunkMasterFinch]

@eco_boy I bought my Dad your Salt & the art of seasoning book for Christmas. He’s attempting to make salt beef & we’re wondering if there’s enough salt in the recipe. Please could you let us know, he doesn’t feel the 25g of Prague powder is enough🧂🥩