Samantha™️🫐

Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more. #LGM ✡️

[Samantha™️🫐 @funkmasterjedi]

Whatever. This happened. #Gallavich

[Samantha™️🫐 @funkmasterjedi]

https://t.co/VuXCNIDHQm

[Samantha™️🫐 @funkmasterjedi]

I’m gonna call it quits for a while. In the wake of last night I think my mental health will be much better off if I don’t take part in the endless (and justified) doom cycle. I love you guys. Take care of yourselves and the people who deserve it 💙💙💙

[Samantha™️🫐 @funkmasterjedi]

America is a piece of shit

[Samantha™️🫐 @funkmasterjedi]

Going to bed bc I’m gonna be sick and I can’t take anymore

[Samantha™️🫐 @funkmasterjedi]

Truly making me sick to my stomach #msnbc

[Samantha™️🫐 @funkmasterjedi]

Steve Kornacki is scaring me

[Samantha™️🫐 @funkmasterjedi]

Steve Kornacki is scaring me

[Samantha™️🫐 @funkmasterjedi]

Are we all prepared for this to take until at least Friday?

[Samantha™️🫐 @funkmasterjedi]

Now what do I watch until spring training? #WorldSeries

[Samantha™️🫐 @funkmasterjedi]

I got spoiled for this weeks #GBBO

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

Who cares

[Samantha™️🫐 @funkmasterjedi]

1710/

[b @wwxwashere]

which fictional character?

[Samantha™️🫐 @funkmasterjedi]

Asking @StevenACohen2 to open a brick and mortar @mets clubhouse shops in the city, please.

[Samantha™️🫐 @funkmasterjedi]

lol… 😭

[Samantha™️🫐 @funkmasterjedi]

Happy New Year to the 2024 World Series Champion New York @Mets

[Samantha™️🫐 @funkmasterjedi]

They just weren’t gay enough #mets

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@Mets I’m sad 😔

[Samantha™️🫐 @funkmasterjedi]

Oh welp 🫤 #mets

[Samantha™️🫐 @funkmasterjedi]

stfu

[MLB @MLB]

Everything is coming up @Mets tonight 😳 #NLCS

[Samantha™️🫐 @funkmasterjedi]

Next times Pages comes up aim it for his nuts #mets #nlcs