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I smoke the best of the best.... I ROLL with the best of them....I party like a rockstar.... The best that ever did it.... Oh yeah HENNESSEY... Funko is LIFE

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@funnyassjenise

[𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 🌸 @ujios_blossom]

“why don’t lesbians hang out with straight men like gay men hang out with straight women?” this is why!!!

[Stand Up Guy (DJ Renaissance) @Boogiebabyg]

Honorary DC resident as well

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@icecube

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@thatlewdnerd Cheers

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

He ate that 😭😭😭

[Beast & Kitty @Beastnkittyx]

“My favorite thing about a threesome is it’s like watching porn, but you’re in it.”

The KickBack 19

[TMZ @TMZ]

🕊️ Beauty and The Beast singer Peabo Bryson has died at 75. https://t.co/fst6zyj1kE

[🌎 Kev_Almighty 🌎 @BigYash_609]

Salute to the American who witnessed a ceremony of white supremacists traitors attempting to venerate their long dead, loser confederate ancestors on Memorial Day. A day created to commemorate the Black American soldiers who so ceremoniously handed them the glorious defeat. He acted accordingly, despite the race soldiers inteference. Well done young man.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

This tee probably started 3 arguments and 2 Facebook posts already 💀
Not gonna lie… kinda legendary 😂

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Sandra Bullock is spot on.

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Watch out for the sonoco at the foot of Iverson mall... they scamming hard @fox5dc @ABC7 @nbcwashington

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@thatlewdnerd With you out it will be scorching 😍

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@SbuleleJohn1 @Diamond_Combat_ @NinerTribe004 @JonnyRoot_ Beat us then 🤣🤣

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

Half black/half Japanese tennis player Naomi Osaka held a dinner party exclusively for black tennis players before the French Open

She defended the party by claiming there have been segregated white-only parties (Without proof, of course)

This woman is insufferable.

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@_Mindchatter_ @akirkb05 Only thing u built was a bucket for all them tears 🤡🤡

[Kirk Blackwood @akirkb05]

White ppl don’t want Black ppl in their spaces but get mad when we create our own. Y’all are insufferable.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

HOLY CRAP Trump actually accomplished a miracle. Here is what he got out of Iran:

- Reduce its stockpile of enriched uranium by about 98%

- Limit uranium enrichment to 3.67% purity (far below weapons-grade)

- Cut the number of installed centrifuges by roughly two-thirds

- Only enrich uranium at one declared site (Natanz)

- Stop enrichment activities at Fordow and convert it into a research facility

- Redesign the Arak heavy-water reactor so it could not easily produce weapons-grade plutonium

- Ship out or dilute excess enriched uranium
Allow extensive inspections by the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA)
Permit continuous monitoring of nuclear facilities and supply chains

- Accept “snap” inspections under expanded monitoring rules

- Avoid building new heavy-water reactors for years

- Stay within strict limits on uranium stockpile size and centrifuge development for set periods ranging from 10–25 years

Ooops, sorry!

That was the JCPOA that Obama signed with Iran, only to have him tear it up, kill 140 kids, get hundreds of Americans injured, 13 killed, and gas prices to surge 50%.

[Bite-Sized Nostalgia @landofthe80s]

On this date in 1989, the series finale of “Small Wonder” aired.