cody

sound-minded virgin. multicultural woke whiteboy wonder. i say the fuck word even though im not supposed to.

ⓘ THIS USER HAS BEEN EXECUTED

[cody @funkotron2k]

i was really good this week (3 gold stars) so jovie allowed me to get the sabrina carpenter dunkin drink for only 2 lashes instead of 5 (the usual punishment for cheating)

[cody @funkotron2k]

@empireofdusk 2 draws out the women torture even longer, has marvel tv show visuals, and a deus ex machina flaming sword (literal).

3 has 2 story beats in the entire movie and they both happen off screen. but he kills a guy in this one, so its not weird anymore

also this kids doing this 24/7

[cody @funkotron2k]

sometimes youll find someone who isnt stupid and theyll agree with you that terrifier is garbage but when they say "yeah man it has nothing on the conjuring" itll feel like a bee is stinging your optic nerve

[cody @funkotron2k]

at least obsession gave movie twitter a nice break from the usual insecure "actually this kids movie is secretly for adults because its a little bit sad once please strangers validate me having fun i cant live without approval"

well until the next spiderverse anyway

[cody @funkotron2k]

i wish YCSE came out before obsession made everyone Really Fucking Stupid

[cody @funkotron2k]

the vape nation guy cheated on his wife and theres a redditor saying theyre so upset over it that theyre having "anxiety diarrhea"

[cody @funkotron2k]

i must be misremembering bc i couldve sworn she was just picked up by sloptimus prime

[Variety @Variety]

"Obsession" star Inde Navarrette says Gen Z moviegoers do not want corporate slop in movies:

“Gen Z just wants to go to something that they don’t feel like they’re being sold. Maybe we are tired constantly of having ads in movies or production placement and all of these things. We understand it’s fundamental. We grew up with commercials that are fun that we still quote like State Farm and Aflac. It’s kind of fun. But we don’t want to be sold. We want original stories. Just because we’re living in the time of technology doesn’t mean we’re not living a human life or feel human experiences. We went originality and we want to feel.” (via The Kyle Buchanan Show)

https://t.co/RNUHSLgkIU

[cody @funkotron2k]

if you think i have ableist opinions of sonic fans you should hear how i feel about the amoebas that like terrifier

[cody @funkotron2k]

@cheesesteak998 @Rohunter1408 take a wild guess

[cody @funkotron2k]

@Dakodiak26 @Dulgrim @NotFabTV jesus dude

[cody @funkotron2k]

@Dakodiak26 @Dulgrim @NotFabTV so then you would say that most of the time you have a pretty Relaxed expectation of the groups you make?

[cody @funkotron2k]

fighting game player

[cody @funkotron2k]

@cursed9to5 @OWCavalry neither do they probably, so she'll get another rework in 2 years

[cody @funkotron2k]

chud meter goes off the charts when some rando ass viewer calls critikal Charlie sorry

[cody @funkotron2k]

i just got the least shocking news

[cody @funkotron2k]

watching terrifier and im placing bets on this director having allegations in 5 years tops

[allie @allie_bsp]

Ginger ale got every health benefit of medical marijuana

[tqsura @tqsura]

All quiet on the frontal lobe

[cody @funkotron2k]

if i worked for openai id make chatgpt slowly jonestown all the people who think theyre dating it

[PHABO 🧸 @whoisphabo]

If weed damages ya short term memory imagine what weed can do.