strange but not a stranger

Don’t run, I’m just getting my drink

[strange but not a stranger @funky_grape]

“Thank you for calling, this is Heron speaking” ☎️

[strange but not a stranger @funky_grape]

All us eagles fans are lions fans today, right?
Hungry dogs run faster.

[strange but not a stranger @funky_grape]

“To be an Eagles fan is to know that, in the end, the Eagles will break your heart”
—me, rn

[strange but not a stranger @funky_grape]

Traveling back to Maryland from Virginia with my boyfriend…
Me: there’s a surprise for you at the house!
Him: ….?
Me: yeah I didn’t do the dishes before I left. Surprise!

[strange but not a stranger @funky_grape]

I accidentally taught my dog the term “elbows” instead of “lay down”

[strange but not a stranger @funky_grape]

I love when the seasons change and “hello” becomes “go birds” 🦅

[strange but not a stranger @funky_grape]

Went camping this weekend and unexpectedly had to take my dog into the bathroom so I could go. My nosy, rude dog stuck her nose under the stall, made me a new friend, and was the ice breaker for the awkward question: “can you spare a square?”

Dogs man..

[strange but not a stranger @funky_grape]

The grass is always greener til I cut it all

[strange but not a stranger @funky_grape]

After a bad day, I bit my lip, yelled at my dog like it was her fault. “WHY NATTY WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME!!?? IM A GOOD PERSON!!””

I bit my lip.

[strange but not a stranger @funky_grape]

“What a sad type of idiot” —Marcel the shell, clearly talking about me

[strange but not a stranger @funky_grape]

I just don’t see it going any other way.

[strange but not a stranger @funky_grape]

Trying to watch for meteors in Baltimore be like am I seeing *~stars~*?! Am I seeing stars cos it’s 2am and passed my bedtime? OR am I seeing an airplane leave BWI

[strange but not a stranger @funky_grape]

I was gonna post that I miss the Twitter bird but my algorithm is on fire today so I’ll take the L

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The shadow of a millipede walking

📹Crystal Allbright

[strange but not a stranger @funky_grape]

Bitch ass mother fuckin yeehaw

[strange but not a stranger @funky_grape]

Welcome to Baltimore, Maryland, USA, earth, on the anniversary of our country’s freedom!

Is it fireworks or gunshots that I’m hearing?

[charlie @chunkbardey]

wait shall this too pass???

[strange but not a stranger @funky_grape]

Me but with Pineapple Express

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

I’m sorry I quoted the Twilight movie the entire time we watched it together do you still think I’m hot

[strange but not a stranger @funky_grape]

Walk 👏 your 👏 dog 👏 on 👏 the 👏leash 👏

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@NickBoyOfDestin I don’t think plants can talk but in their honor, Happy Father’s Day!