FunkyPolak

Your neighborhood brofessor
Stash all my btc in waifu body pillows
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I AM NOW OFFICIALLY A $NFLX BULL SHILL ACCOUNT

WE ARE GONNA RUN IT BACK 2011 STYLE

THE COMPETITION IS ALL BOOMERS FUNDAMENTALS IMPROVE AS PRICE GO UP

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@DrDisrespect Welcome to the club doc :D
Glad to know every drippy middle-aged man is a pedo

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@nonsamadayooo lil bro actually grabbing this

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@Hminuto1 @BallSackEsport @Ry30_GG @confusionkys lil bro thirsty for the feet...

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@ItsSomjuu

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@PokemonGems show the backside...

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@twicrates the final attachment and you can finally imagine the smell

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haters and LeMeat riders aside
everyone will miss him aside from the actual delusional haters when he retires
I doubt anyone will ever in our lifetimes reach the finals as a number 1 option ever again.

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celtics get every call and still lose
looking good bros! no wonder you guys got destroyed by the retiree warriors last season

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@Gravyyyyyyyy @nonsamadayooo calling jokic ugly is like calling out the entirety of mid Balkan men ugly
he literally looks like Luka if he grew his hair out

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literal 70 year old granny at the gym getting mega swol
sipping on a 300mg CAF reign what is your excuse bros
she can legit have a heart attack any moment

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if legoat had this team in Cleveland plus Kyrie they would have matched up so well with KD warriors

would have been the best rivalry in NBA history

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they finally gave draymond a T bro has been getting away with yelling at refs for years

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it's actually insane how MJ played so many seasons and he only ever won a ring with Pippen

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mr Elon sir can you stop sending me push notifications to subscribe to plebs on this platform smh my head

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@kayjii if i cream inside tracer and then she recalls does it return back to me? 🤔

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warriors embarrassed at home

i can already feel the bandwagon jumping off the rails

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i will never forgive the entire NBA media for favoring the cavs over the Knicks and how the cavs were a god tier underdog for a long playoff run

what a joke...

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with Fox gone warriors are gonna get another fluke run
especially when AD goes down in next series
only a full strength Nuggies team can put them in the retirement home

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the way lebron dominated all time top 75s in the past and now will turn him into consensus #1 goat in like 10 years when the current era starts to retire with HoF resumes

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idk if people realize but we are actually living in the best era of basketball right now

the 2020s will go down as the best era for some time even surpassing the 90s

its only 3 years in and the league already has so many future HoFs and you have the goat lebron still dangerous