Brandy 🔛🔝

*Used to be an empath. Now I have Spidey sense. #owned by cheese. No Dms 🚫(unless you are hot) Disclaimer *these are jokes.

[Brandy 🔛🔝 @Funkycldmdna]

I just want a savage gentleman. Someone who holds the door open for me and smacks dat ass as I walk in.

[Brandy 🔛🔝 @Funkycldmdna]

@adivawrites You are a lovely woman, but that filter is very unnatural and unflattering. No need for it.

[Brandy 🔛🔝 @Funkycldmdna]

@mistrustme1 Maybe spend it with your husband? 🤔

[𝚓𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚏𝚎𝚛 ᥫ᭡.ִֶָ𓂃 @jen_in_reverie]

If you can't fuck me so I can feel it tomorrow...gtfo

[🌸 Fifi 🌸 @BookQueen00]

It's been so long since I've been with a man that I'm not sure he'll survive what's coming.

[🌸 Fifi 🌸 @BookQueen00]

When their energy is so intoxicating, and it's impossible to think of anything else but them.

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

When he says, “You can be as filthy as your little black heart desires, baby,” you be filthy for him.

[UP ALL NIGHT @neversleeps29]

girls in nothing but oversized shirts

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

emotionally shatter all over me, i fucking got you

[Brandy 🔛🔝 @Funkycldmdna]

Use your words, because how you act is confusing me.

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

Some of y’all don’t have that little voice that says, “Hey, maybe don’t share that.”

[Vincent Van Gone @VVanGone]

you bring the beautiful with you

[💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫𝕪𝔸𝔽👑🍄𝔹𝕦𝕥ℂ𝕦𝕥𝕖💯 @Crazy_ButCute2]

It's okay to have a down day, no matter how much you try to stay positive. Let yourself feel.

[Brandy 🔛🔝 @Funkycldmdna]

Coincidence diet has the word “die” in it? I think not ☠️

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

dear 2022, let this be the year we laugh more, fuck more, and mentally struggle less

[Brandy 🔛🔝 @Funkycldmdna]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[ᏚᎢᎬᎬᏞ ™ @TheWidowmakerX]

Being single is getting expensive. The cost of AA batteries alone will bankrupt you

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

Protect my heart and wreck my body.

[120yearz @120yearz]

masturbators are like comedians

they both need new material to get off on