Dennis Whitaker

r1 at ptmc
i was forced to make this

[Dennis Whitaker @funkyfarmboy]

trinity made me do this. maybe it'll be fun. :) ask me questions i guess? but nothing medical please. call 911 if you're having a medical emergency. https://t.co/pXRLg9y0wE

[Dennis Whitaker @funkyfarmboy]

hi sam. i have daddy issues. does this answer your question?

[Dennis Whitaker @funkyfarmboy]

i may live under a rock but i'm cultured enough to know what this means. no comment

[Dennis Whitaker @funkyfarmboy]

thank you for the flowers! <3

[Dennis Whitaker @funkyfarmboy]

@holiesttrinity i love that we have a little duo name as well. our last names fit together kinda satisfyingly

[Dennis Whitaker @funkyfarmboy]

omg trin!!! another one for the fridge!!! we're gonna need a bigger fridge at this rate...(this is so goddamn cute thank you)

[Dennis Whitaker @funkyfarmboy]

i, um... well. it was nice. confusing, but nice!

[Dennis Whitaker @funkyfarmboy]

@Kcat729 i can't help that i like 'em older!😇

[Dennis Whitaker @funkyfarmboy]

took me a while to come up with an answer (i have...several.) but honestly, y'all? jeff goldblum.

[Dennis Whitaker @funkyfarmboy]

i like snoopy! sometimes trin jokes that we're like snoopy and woodstock (she's gonna kill me for posting that). plus, snoopy reminds me of @noblewoman_mel so that's a bonus. :-)

[Dennis Whitaker @funkyfarmboy]

gee everyone on here thinks i'm cute. y'all better stop before it goes straight to my ego. thanks i guess :'-)

[Dennis Whitaker @funkyfarmboy]

i think your first rat attempt was fine but thank you for another one i guess? the cheese is a nice touch @robinavitch_MD

[Dennis Whitaker @funkyfarmboy]

yes! sometimes. i think you guys think i eat avocados more often than i do.

[Dennis Whitaker @funkyfarmboy]

not sure. i honestly don't know if i'm built for night shifts, i'm a bit of a grandpa about my sleep schedule. besides, i like my day shift crew. :)

[Dennis Whitaker @funkyfarmboy]

@Dawnydiddd now what does this mean

[Dennis Whitaker @funkyfarmboy]

thinking about going to see Leviticus but i’m a little nervous haha i never handle horror well. what do y’all think

[Dennis Whitaker @funkyfarmboy]

been having a rough couple of days. y’all are sending me such lovely things and i won’t forget about them. promise!

[Dennis Whitaker @funkyfarmboy]

@holiesttrinity sorry that’s so painful for you

[Dennis Whitaker @funkyfarmboy]

@holiesttrinity wtf 😭

[Dennis Whitaker @funkyfarmboy]

@jinguccii hmmm.. compelling argument

[Dennis Whitaker @funkyfarmboy]

i think i’m a little too hairy and bulky to be considered a true twink but what do i know

[Dennis Whitaker @funkyfarmboy]

@jinguccii baby boy????? who even are you????

[Dennis Whitaker @funkyfarmboy]

@whimsiefawn he’s adorable!! oh my goodness

[Dennis Whitaker @funkyfarmboy]

our sheep right before shearing, they felt like clouds. we also had a few chickens but there was one named greta and she was my best friend. i miss her every day