Johnny Glass

Live Music Junkie || Car Enthusiast || Wannabe Politico

[Johnny Glass @funkyjensen]

@IronDuk05186191 And yet your empire has shrunk to the size of the state of Michigan and your GDP is lower than Mississippi’s.

Keep crying about it online. But not too much, since you might get arrested.

You know why yall spell “collored” with two Ls? We gave you the 2nd L in 1776.

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@Nando_Murph @Polymarket It must be a lot of work to stay so deluded for so long, right?

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@pairodoxx @SportsTaxMan @pairodoxx This tweet didn’t go like you thought it would, did it?

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@DrBrianReid @J_Schiavo @GOP Take your meds

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Hey @HEB we tried your frozen potstickers last night. In a word, not edible. We followed the directions to a T, and they stuck to the pan (despite exact cook time) yet had to toss em all.

No issue with the other frozen brands. Bad box? Can we get a replacement?

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@juliandorey Drop the Rob O'Neill vid on YT!!

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@ChipotleTweets Sent

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Hey @ChipotleTweets I placed a $150 order on your site for my team for lunch, and only 2 of the 6 items were delivered. @DoorDash is no help, and your bot doesn't accept that I'm missing items, it just closes a chat. I will be disputing this on my biz cc.

[Johnny Glass @funkyjensen]

Hey @netflix and @TMobileHelp I'm trying to update my home location and email address on my account, and I've now been on hold for 24 minutes between the two of you looking for a "Netflix Service Code". Y'all have made this way more difficult than it needs to be.

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@ludoonchart As a raging capitalist myself, this is what's wrong with the boomer leadership in this country. It's all about capital acquisition. I've got a family with two kids. If I had $10M earning me $400K a year, I wouldn't work a day again and spend the rest of my time with my girls.

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The PGA Championship isn’t a major. Replace it with the PLAYERS.

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@UsedGolfFacts Don’t be sad Justine that your husband can’t get a PGA Tour card

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@EndGameWW3 Move to Texas bro! It's the best! @EndGameWW3

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@UsedGolfFacts Shut up Justine

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@XtremeApologia @KylePorterNS BE THE RIGHT CLUB TODAY!!!!

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@TwittaKitty @Teslaconomics Why did it save you a hotel room? 8 hours is a light day for a road trip. Raleigh to Tampa is 650 miles. 11ish hours. No need for hotels.

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@StockedMonkey @lowfatbatman @LN2_R0gue You keep posting this image like it’s a gotcha. The stopped time is in minutes/seconds. Moving time is in hours/minutes.

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@tylerjohnson_59 How’d your boy Li do after you talked so much smack on Thursday? Oh yeah, an 80 ball and complete irrelevancy today. Oh and also the ONLY PLAYER IN THE FIELD TO PUTT THE BALL OFF THE GREEN INTO THE WATER ALL WEEK.

Yeah, ball knowers know and we don’t care

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@itsbogsbody @vcdgf555 No it’s not Bog baby, it’s delish!!

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@juuha18 @CinemaTweets1 What was she supposed to do, wait forever?