💀 MILK 💀

kaden 28 ♂ king of just drinking gallons of milk a day

[َ @4NGELWING]

i’m pregnant with laughter and you’re the father bro

[💀 MILK 💀 @funkylittleman]

@BONDUSTRIES I HAVEN'T but i am actually intrigued now that i've learned about it so i think i def will give it a read sometime soon... you have INFLUENCED me

[💀 MILK 💀 @funkylittleman]

my twitter account is just me retweeting the most psychotic text posts that show up on my tl along with me tweeting out the occasional mahito post. life is good

[🪲io @i0lanthe_]

Dont cry befcaus its over. Vomit
Vomit everywhere go my juices! My stuff that was inside be free

[grayson @mopperbot]

I youtube pooped in my youtube shorts

[Sei 🐻🪓 @seiryuuden]

City gargoyle 🏙️

[💀 MILK 💀 @funkylittleman]

@bean_spread_ @tragicbirdapp because you would need an actual anaesthesiologist to administer it to the client and no tattoo parlor on earth would have the money to pay an anaesthesiologist to do that

[💀 MILK 💀 @funkylittleman]

purchasing a vehicle so i can display my Jujutsu Kaisen Mahito Air Freshener

[💀 MILK 💀 @funkylittleman]

i ran out of space on my mahito shelf so i had to put his fat ass on the stupid shelf instead

[💀 MILK 💀 @funkylittleman]

@BONDUSTRIES my sister just turned to me and said "i need to show you a csm tweet" i did NOT expect it to be from you

[💀 MILK 💀 @funkylittleman]

@BONDUSTRIES thank you for your service

[💀 MILK 💀 @funkylittleman]

@BONDUSTRIES im going to put him into the fruitiest poses possible

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard on the bus my entire spinal cord fired out my asshole like a spear and it impaled the bus driver through his chest

[molly (formerly the tickle monster) @FR0TTAGEC0RE]

as an autistic child I loved making lists and honestly this one's the funniest

[💀 MILK 💀 @funkylittleman]

@babyfacesenior mahito as a neopet (real)

[💀 MILK 💀 @funkylittleman]

@BONDUSTRIES @babyfacesenior @mahimadd OMG I LOVE

[brittany @brittany_says]

this morning a guy got on the bus and yelled “fat boy HOT…. fat boy SWEATIN”